lolzz... :rolling;
where do u get this stuff ??
lolzz... :rolling;
where do u get this stuff ??
Re: NAYE NAYE JOKES AUR LATEEFE / Contribute & Have Fun
ONE SARDARJI WENT TO HOSPITAL HE SAW HIS FRIEND MANJIT WAS CRYING
SARDARJI = OOYE KYA HUWA ? KYON RORAHA HAI?
MANJIT = ABHI DOCTOR NE BOLA KE MERE BLOOD TEST KE LIYE MERI UNGLI
KAATIENGE ISS LIYE
SARDARJI = OOYE SACHCHI?
MANJIT = HAAN PRAAJI
THEN SUDDENLY SARDARJI STARTED CRYING
SARDARJI = NAHIN
MANJIT = ARE PRAA JI AAP KO KYA HUWA?
SARDARJI = OYEE YAAR MAIN TO URINE TEST KE LIYE JAA RAHA THA?
hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy;
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" Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]
Re: NAYE NAYE JOKES AUR LATEEFE / Contribute & Have Fun
Teacher= Bachchon Hamein har Roz koi ahcha kam ya Kisi na kisi Ki Madad Karni
Chahiye,iss se hamein puya milta hai!!!!!!
Students= Madad matlab kis tarah ki Teacher?
Teacher= Jaise Kisi Budhe ya Andhe Aadmi ko Sadak Cross karana
Ya Koi bhuka Ho to Use Khana Khilana Etc.
Aap log kal se koi na koi achcha kaam zaroor karna.
Students= OK Teacher!!!!!
NEXT DAY
Teacher = Aap mein Se Kisi ne kal koi achcha kaam kiya ya kisi ne kisi ki madad ki
Haan Raaju Tum Batao Tum Ne Kya Kiya?
Raju = Maine Ek Bodhiya Ko Sadak Cross Karaya
teacher=Very good,Uss Bodhiyaa ne tumhein thanx kaha
Raju= Nahin Teacher Uss ne Ek Thappad lagaya :blee; :blee;
Teacher= Kyon ?
Raju= Kyon ki Wo sadak cross hi nahin karna chahti thi!!!!!!!!
Entire Class= hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy;
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" Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]
SORRY WRONG NUMBER!!!!!!!! VERY VERY FUNNY !!! hahaaahaa
Common DT Members Don't be so Kanjoos yaar?
Keep Repping yaar
:whistle;
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" Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]
very funny one
Re: SORRY WRONG NUMBER!!!!!!!! VERY VERY FUNNY !!! hahaaahaa
Thanx FTV FATBOT for the rep.
Fuuny Lines
Idhar Hum Se Mehfil Mein Nazrien Ladana
Udhar gair Ko Dekh Kar Muskurana
Ye Bhengi Nazar Ka yehi hai fasana
"Kahin Pe Nigaahien Kahin Pe Nishana"
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" Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]
Lolz
Wow Baaz very nice sharing
lolz :rolling;