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Thread: !!!!!Huge Collection of Latest Jokes!!! Updated every day !!! Very Funny !!!!!!!

  1. #11
    lolzz... :rolling;

    where do u get this stuff ??


  2. #12
    Re: NAYE NAYE JOKES AUR LATEEFE / Contribute & Have Fun

    ONE SARDARJI WENT TO HOSPITAL HE SAW HIS FRIEND MANJIT WAS CRYING
    SARDARJI = OOYE KYA HUWA ? KYON RORAHA HAI?
    MANJIT = ABHI DOCTOR NE BOLA KE MERE BLOOD TEST KE LIYE MERI UNGLI
    KAATIENGE ISS LIYE
    SARDARJI = OOYE SACHCHI?
    MANJIT = HAAN PRAAJI

    THEN SUDDENLY SARDARJI STARTED CRYING
    SARDARJI = NAHIN

    MANJIT = ARE PRAA JI AAP KO KYA HUWA?
    SARDARJI = OYEE YAAR MAIN TO URINE TEST KE LIYE JAA RAHA THA?



    hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy;
    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

  3. #13
    Re: NAYE NAYE JOKES AUR LATEEFE / Contribute & Have Fun

    Teacher= Bachchon Hamein har Roz koi ahcha kam ya Kisi na kisi Ki Madad Karni
    Chahiye,iss se hamein puya milta hai!!!!!!

    Students= Madad matlab kis tarah ki Teacher?

    Teacher= Jaise Kisi Budhe ya Andhe Aadmi ko Sadak Cross karana
    Ya Koi bhuka Ho to Use Khana Khilana Etc.
    Aap log kal se koi na koi achcha kaam zaroor karna.

    Students= OK Teacher!!!!!

    NEXT DAY

    Teacher = Aap mein Se Kisi ne kal koi achcha kaam kiya ya kisi ne kisi ki madad ki
    Haan Raaju Tum Batao Tum Ne Kya Kiya?

    Raju = Maine Ek Bodhiya Ko Sadak Cross Karaya

    teacher=Very good,Uss Bodhiyaa ne tumhein thanx kaha

    Raju= Nahin Teacher Uss ne Ek Thappad lagaya :blee; :blee;

    Teacher= Kyon ?

    Raju= Kyon ki Wo sadak cross hi nahin karna chahti thi!!!!!!!!

    Entire Class=
    hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy; hmy;
    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

  4. #14
    SORRY WRONG NUMBER!!!!!!!! VERY VERY FUNNY !!! hahaaahaa

    Common DT Members Don't be so Kanjoos yaar?

    Keep Repping yaar

    :whistle;
    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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  6. #16
    Re: SORRY WRONG NUMBER!!!!!!!! VERY VERY FUNNY !!! hahaaahaa

    Thanx FTV FATBOT for the rep.

    Fuuny Lines

    Idhar Hum Se Mehfil Mein Nazrien Ladana
    Udhar gair Ko Dekh Kar Muskurana
    Ye Bhengi Nazar Ka yehi hai fasana
    "Kahin Pe Nigaahien Kahin Pe Nishana"

    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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  10. #20
    lolz :rolling;

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