!!!!!Huge Collection of Latest Jokes!!! Updated every day !!! Very Funny !!!!!!!

[baaz]

Re: SOME OF THE FUNNIEST VISUAL JOKES !!!!!! Very Funny !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Thank You Doston For The Reps

Keep Watching For The Updates Every day


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[Moona]

haaaahahaha ..VerY nIcE.....thnxXX m8 4 sharinn...

[baaz]

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THIS IS THE LATEST COVER PAGE OS COWS MOPOLITAN

[hmdtel66]

Re: Latest Cover Page of COWSMOPOLITAN !!!!!! Very Funny !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Very funny ones.

keep it up. I know some jokes but those are all adult ones. You know what i am sayin.......



thanx

hmdtel

[baaz]

Re: Latest Cover Page of COWSMOPOLITAN !!!!!! Very Funny !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


Thanx For The Reps

SEE THIS: ONE AMERICAN AND ONE JAPANESE
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA, when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of "-ese" are you ?".

The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of "-ese" are you ?".

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you ?? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..."

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".

A while later, the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of "-key" are you ?"

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean what kind of "-key" I am?".

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?"


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[Moona]

hahaa.....lol da waz funny...
good onezz..

[baaz]

Re: Latest Jokes!!! Updated every day !!! Very Funny !!! HAHAHAHA

Hillarious SMS Jokes / Danger / Read at U R Own Rsik!!!!!!!
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If ur father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if ur father-in-law is
a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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Galileo: gr8 mind,
Einstein: genius mind,
Newton: xtraordinary mind,
Bill gates: brilliant mind,
Me: mastermind

u: nevermind!!
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When u feel lonely & alone
& cannot see any one round you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me i'll take
u an eye specialist !!

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Mistakes are not crime......
If you correct them,
they are the key to success!

FOR EXAMPLE, God created you ......
He then created me!

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God make coke, god made pepsi,
God made ME, so damm SEXY!
God made rivers, god made lake,
god made made U,
well everybody makes MISTAKES!!

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Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

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This One Is My Favrit

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don`t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.).

Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don`t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

[baaz]

Re: I Can Bet U Don't Get Better Than This !!!Latest Jokes!!! Updated every day !!! Very Funny !!! HAHAHAHA

ENJOY THE HUGE COLLECTION OF JOKES

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[unexpected]

hehehehe
nice jokes

[mytonse]

Just laugh down..Waiting for more..Lifes a beauty !!