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Thread: !!!!!Huge Collection of Latest Jokes!!! Updated every day !!! Very Funny !!!!!!!

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    BUSH YOU STINCK !!!!ewe Yack!!!!!


    :duh; :duh; :duh; :duh; :duh;

    MORE UPDATES IN THE LAST PAGE.VISUAL JOKES
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    SANJAY Rings the phone to his house and his watchman Bahadur Recieves it. Their Conersation.

    Sanjay = Hello Bahadur?

    Bahadur= Zee saab zee

    Sanjay = ghar pe memsaab se milne koi aaya hai?

    Bahadur= zee sab zee, ek aadmi aaya hai jo har roz aata hai?

    Sanjay= (angrily) bahadur ek kaam karo

    Bahadur= Kya saab zee

    Sanjay= ghar ke andar jao, haal ke dayein aur mein ek almaari hai ussmein ek
    pistol rakhi hai wo lekar aao ?

    Bahadur=zee sab zee, main pistol le aya hoon.

    Sanjay= ab memsaab ke kamre mein jaa wahan donon par teen teen goliyaan
    chalade!

    Bahadur = shoots three three bullets and comes back to speak with sanjay. OOO sab
    zee main ne goli mardiya.

    Sanjay = ab un donon ki laash ko swimming pool mein phenk de.

    Bahadur = Magar saab zee hamare ghar mein to swimming pool nahin hai?

    Sanjay
    = Kya ye 56668822 hai?

    Bahadur= nahin ye to 56688222?

    Sanjay = Oh Sorry Wrong Number!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Amitaab Bachchan abhi kuch din pehle bimaar pade theek hone ke baad ghar laute .

    Ek Din Amit ji,
    Apne Driver Se Bole,

    AMIT JI=Are Suno Aaj Gaadi Main Chalaoonga,

    Driver= Sir, aap Bimaar hain,

    AMIT JI= Are nahin main bilkul theek hogaya hoon,gadi main hi chalaoonga

    Driver ne gaadi ki chhabi Amit ji ko Dedi aur woh Peeche Baith gaya
    Amit ji Ne Gaadi chalate huwe ek jagah No parking mein gaadi park kardi.
    fauran ek hawaldaar daud kar aaya.
    Hawaldar ne gaadi roka aur gaadi mein Amit ji ko dekh kar Fauran Comissionar ko phone lagaya.

    Hawaldaar = Sir, aap jaldi se aayiye ek aadmi ka chaalaan katna hai

    Comissionar = Kaun hai woh aadmi?

    Hawaldaar = aadmi to dikha nahin saab magar Driver
    Amitaab Bachchan Ko rakhkha hai.


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    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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    Ek Baap APne Bete Ko

    Ek Baap Gusse Se Apne haazir jawaab Bete Ko Bulakar

    Baap = Are Nalayak ye Tu Ne Kya Kiya, Tu To Bilkul Gadha Hai Gadha,

    Beta = Achcha Tabhi Dadaji Mujhe
    Gadhe Ka Bachcha Gadhe Bachcha Kehte Rehte Hain.



    Baap = :mad8; :mad8; :mad8; :mad8; :mad8;
    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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    Ek Naya Lateefa : Amit Ji Ko Dekh Kar

    Sardarji = Forgot to water his GardenHe aksed his servent to water the Garden
    Servent = Saab its Raining outside
    Sardarji= Take Umbrella and Go.


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    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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    :rolling; :rolling; :rolling; :rolling;

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    Thanx SIMI
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    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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    U r welcome

    Do post some more !

  7. #7
    Re: Amitaabh Bachchan

    :applaud;
    it really made me laugh. Thanks 4 sharing



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    Amitaabh Bachchan

    Ek Dost Doosre Dost Se

    Ek = Aare Yaar Mujhe Ek Baat Samajh mein nahin aayee!!!

    Doosra = Wo Kya?

    Ek= Kal Main Kisi ladki to Taank raha tha usi waqt meri biwi ne mujhe dekh liya

    Doosra = Phir Kya Huwa/

    Ek=Meri Biwi Chillane lagi ke main ab bhi doosri ladkiyon ko taankta hoon, to main
    ne apne Baap ki kasam kha kar kaha ke main ladkiyon ko nahin dekhraha tha?

    Dossra= Lekin Iss mein Na samajh aane waali baat kya hai?

    Ek= Are agle din subeh mera padosi margaya

    Dossra= Kya?
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    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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    Re: Amitaabh Bachchan

    One SARDARJI Went to School

    Teacher Took HIs Test

    Teacher = Tell Me the Names Of Any five Ferocious,Carnivoros (Meat Eating) Animals

    SARDARJI = Thought for a While And Said
    3 Tigers & 2 Lions
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    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/46/micky3to.gif

    " Saqt Raahoon mein bhi Aasaan safar Lagta Hai,
    Ye meri maa ki duwaaoon ka asar Lagta Hai." [/url]

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