Zabardast Jokes!!!!!!!!!

[baaz]

Ek Sardarji Ek Doctor Ke paas

Sardarji= Doctor Saaab main Ne Suna Hai Ke Aap Sharaab Chudwaate Hain.

Doctor= Ji Haan Garatee Ke Saath.

Sardarji= Meri Teen Pethi Sharaab Punjaab Police Ne pakad Rakkhi Hai Aap zara Chudwaa Do

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Ek Sardarji Ek Nayi Clinic Jaate Aur Wahan Ki Lady Doctor Ko Ghanton Dekhte Phir Waapas Aajate. Ek Din Lady Doctor Ne Police Complaint Kardiya Police Walon Ne Sardarji Se Poocha Aap Yahan Aakar Doctor Saahiba Ko Ghanton Dekhte Kyon Hain?

Sardarji bole = Oye Yaar! Inhon Ne Board Lagaya Hai Na
Dekhne Ka Time Subah 9 se- Sham 4 Baje Tak! Iss Liye.

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Ek Sardaji Ko Hotel Mein Baithe Apne Dost Ne Poocha Ke ANDA Pehle Aaya tha Ya MURGI.

Sardarji= Bahut Aasaan Hai, Jo Pehle Order karoge Wohi Pehle Aayega.

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Ek Sardarji Ne Hotel Mein Pet Bhar Kar Khaya Aur Washing Room Gaye Aur Basin Dhone Lage Waiter Daud Kar Aaya Aur Bola

Waiter= Sir, Ye Aap Kya Kar rahe Hain?

Sardarji=Oye! Tum Ne Hi Likha Hai { WASH BASIN}.

[baaz]

Kya Huwa Doston Aapko Achce Nahin Lage Mere Jokes
.

:up;

[unexpected]

BOHOT ACHEY HAIN TOPIC KI TARHAN ZABARDAST

THANX FOR SHARIN

[RAHEN]

sardarji ke jokes hamesha ki tarha aaj bhi mujhe hansa gaye.

Thanks 4 sharing

[Miss_Sweet]

lol kool

[nazims]

Nice one yaar. :ye;

[nazims]

Thanks for Sharing

[ajju]

thnx man mast joke tha

[rajankz]

kewl

[baaz]

Thanx Doston Rep Ke liye

:up;