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Thread: 13 Reasons to Smile

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    13 Reasons to Smile
    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
    Marriage changes passion.
    Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
    So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
    How come we choose from just two people to run for
    president and over fifty for Miss America?
    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
    When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
    Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
    Wouldn't you know it...
    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
    Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
    Bumper sticker of the year:
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"

    And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
    Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.

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    All the more!!

    Thank u for a lovely read Kumar!!

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    thnx
    Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.

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    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
    So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

    LOL that one is very funny! thanks for sharing!

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    haha lol..fankz fo sharin ..
    - mOnA -

    aEtBaAr PeR yAkeEn Na RaHa,
    DiL mEiN dHaRkAn Na RaHi,
    MoHaBaT sE pYaR nA rAhA,
    aNkHoN mAiN aAnSoO nA rAhE,
    aUr RoNe K lIyE kANdHa Na RaHa...

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    thnx for reply
    Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.

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    really really funny.....a marvellous post, as usual!!! :up;

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    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

    life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes

    nice nice nice >_<

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