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Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben
log
maane.........judwaa.
Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie
ekdum
Smart,
bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole
to
ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan
se,
woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi,
jiddi....
rehti hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko
woh
maangta-ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha...
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta
hai.....
Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka
ke
saath
hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se
shaadi banatha hai.
Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.
Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.
Pati salla bechara garibmanus.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh
Fridge
khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner
khareed
dalti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko
tapka
daloongi.
Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar
leta
hai aur
AC khareed leta hai......! ..
Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Suliebhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi
saala karega kya,
baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi
khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....
Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat
bana..bahut ho gaya tera
natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun
jaa
rahela hai kya, yeda
samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala
jaata hai.
Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa
market
se uthakar bus khareed
leti hai......
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din
picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko
jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main
steering wheel gaayab,seat
gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!
Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti
hai...........
Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko
kya
bolti
hai??
* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *
* * * Abe soch...... * * *
* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? *
* *
* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *
* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *
" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA
KUCH
MERE BUS MEIN..."
ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya
?,
aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja
kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi
ka
bheja kharab kar. par apun ka
nahi............samja kya.........!!!.
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YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN ?
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hehehehe- it waz very funny wid tapoori language. Na kuch mere bus mein na kuch tere bus mein. hahaha. dis post kept me laughing for much time.
Bheeje mein Goli utanrne ka supari kaun diya tereko. julie ya solie. apun mazachich mara kya!
jhakas sharing
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hahahaha 
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thnkx rahen and munza lakta hy munza ko pasand nahi ay la hy ya samjh main nahi ay la q munza ghra nikal k samjhoon kya boly tu...haaaa
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loool koooool
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rubbish , like i feel like killingmyslef tht i wasted my time reading this post
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very nice
this joke can be the top joke of this site
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