One aspect that separates the reel life from real life is the larger-than-life factor of films. In every second film one comes across characters and situations that are anything but plausible. Perhaps that originated the term – masala movies as we have spiced by our film with too many travesties. But over the years the audiences have accustomed themselves to the screen antics of the film heroes.
On April Fool’s Day, Gaurav Malani takes you to a journey of such ludicrous scenes where the filmmakers have attempted to fool the audience in their best possible way and beyond considerable limits. Surely these scenes deserve a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for being some of the most illogical and incredible scenes to have hit the silver screen. Newton’s laws of gravitation and mechanics hold no significance before them.
You have two options from here…
Take it in the serious sense and bang your head for the probability of it's possibility
OR
Take it in the sarcastic sense and laugh over these unintentionally funny stints.
P.S: These are real scenes from real movies. We haven’t made up anything. You have to see it to believe it!!!
Mithun’s Movie Miracles
Mithun is confronted by 2 gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. So what to do? He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun in his trademark style says "Yeaaah, Apun ka naam Hira, Apun ne sabko Chiraa". Isey kehte hai,ek Knife se Do shikaar.
Mithun is chased by a gangster. Apne Mithun ke paas gun hai par goli nahi. Guess, what he does? He waits for the gangster to shoot at him. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun opens the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the shell in the empty barrel. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster is dead.
Our Mithun is a military officer. He enters a jail cell wearing a cap. Then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall. His finger works as a drill machine and makes a hole in the wall. Wow!!! He then takes a pen out of his pocket puts it in the hole. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen.
Style mein rehne kaa
Mithun is in jail (now as a prisoner) and desperately wants to get out of that hell. So what to do? He simply crawls over the 50-60 ft high jail wall without any rope or support and jumps over. Truly amazing!
And we thought Spiderman existed only in the U.S
Rajni’s Believe It or Not
Rajni gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that he can't jump or crawl like our Mithun’s previous stunt. But Rajni has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax of the film. So what to do? He suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket, flings the first gun in air and when the gun has reached wall high, he shoots the trigger of the first gun in air, with the second gun in his hand. Now first gun shoots the villain and he is dead!!
Isey kehte hai do gun se ek shikaar
Rajni is sitting on one side of a swimming pool talking to the villain (who is bathing in the pool). On the other side of the pool, six henchmen of the villain are standing. When the argument gets heated, the villain winks at his men and each one throws a knife at Rajni. Our hero effortlessly catches all the knives in a single hand (without putting them down or switching hands after catching!!!). He then spreads them out like a deck of playing cards in his hand so that all six knives are visible and in order. He then throws the knives and kills all the six goondas in one go!!!
Isey Kehte hai ek knife se 6 Shikaar.
The villain fires a bullet on Rajni’s friend. Rajni sees the bullet coming out of the gun nozzle and starts running. Now Rajni and the bullet are running in parallel scenes. But our Rajni runs faster than the bullet and lands before his friend, taking the strike on his body and thereby saving his friend.
How about Rajni for the next Olympics?
A mob of goondas (approx. six) accost Rajni. So what to do? Suddenly Rajni puts his hands in his pocket. Is it a knife...? No. It is a gun. Yes. But NO, Rajni is not gonna use it to attack them. All he does is raises the gun in his right hand and just leaves it there – in the air!!! And what happens next – the knife starts rotating there in the air. It needs no energy source whatsoever and the gravitational pull of Mother Earth has failed before Rajnikant! It rotates like the Sudharshan Chakra. Rajni has become Lord Vishnu...! How can the goondas fight the powerful Lord? All this was just too much for the goondas, they faint and fall on the ground and Rajni (oops, Lord Vishnu) walks off smiling and shaking his head in his ultimate style.
Is there anything that Rajni Can’t?
Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree, when he sees a couple of villains escaping in a car. He holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear, takes his gun and fires upwards. A coconut falls on the starter, Rajni releases the clutch and zoom he goes chasing the villains.
This is called Coconut Triggering!
Rajnikant also has an inimitable flair for lighting cigarettes. Like in one scene, Rajni first flips a cigarette in the air. Then he tosses a matchstick and a matchbox in air. The matchstick strikes the matchbox, lights the cigarette (all this happens in air) and the lighted cigarette lands in Rajni’s mouth.
Dh “seegret” of Rajni’s success
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