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Thread: Classic Definitions ...........Cool Meanings..

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    1. cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end &a fool at the other.

    2. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the mindsof either”.

    3. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    4. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that every body believes he got the biggest piece.

    5. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.......

    6. Conference Room: A place where every body talks , nobody listens &every body disagree later on.

    7. Classic: A book which people praise , but do not read.

    8. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    9. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    10. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    11. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    !** I'M CooL.....I MaKe Ice JeaLouS **!

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    Simply hilarious but true except the first one
    hey [username:48beee4c6e], i know whats on your mind

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    number 9 is very true

    nice sharing zeeast...

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    A Minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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