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    COFFEE GUIDE BY SIGNS:

    ARIES
    -First in line, first out the door -- a triple shot of espresso, and the Ram is off and running.

    TAURUS
    -Cappucino -- earthy simplicity wrapped in luxury for the ruler of the material world.

    GEMINI
    - Always of two opinions (and more than ready to share them), Gemini settles on a double latte -- half decaf, half regular.

    CANCER
    -Cozy Cancer is right at home with a mocha -- all the comfort of cocoa.

    LEO
    -Perfect presentation with enough kick to get the whole group going: macchiato.

    VIRGO
    -Precision is the only way: Virgo prefers Caffe Americano (regular house coffee is not an acceptable substitute).

    LIBRA
    -No need to tip the scales -- Libra strikes a balance with Café au Lait.

    SCORPIO
    -Never prone to self-denial, Scorpio opts for all the sensuality of a breve latte -- one can barely taste the coffee, but isn't subtlety the name of the game?

    SAGITTARIUS
    -An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the Zodiac's thrill seeker.

    CAPRICORN
    -Always efficient, Capricorn has found that a shot of espresso in one's coffee gets the job done ... and then some.

    AQUARIUS
    -Organic raspberry tea is a refreshing alternative to coffee -- it transcends the boundaries of modern society, deeming caffeine unnecessary.

    PISCES
    - Someday, Chai will replace coffee entirely, and Pisces will be ahead of us all -- meanwhile, they can sit back calmly, ready to ride the wave of the future.

    FIREWORK BY THE SIGNS

    Aries
    Buys the first thing that catches their eye.

    Taurus
    Gives stocks and bonds, with piggy banks for the kids.
    Gemini

    Rewraps a present they didn't use from last year.

    Cancer
    Knits sweaters and makes fudge for the neighborhood.

    Leo
    Makes charitable donations on behalf of their loved ones.

    Virgo
    Gifts don't matter quite so much as their impeccable wrapping.

    Libra
    Will reach a decision sometime next year.

    Scorpio
    Gives their partner a night to remember.

    Sagittarius
    Distributes strange souvenirs from exotic locations.

    Capricorn
    Showers their coworkers with engraved pens

    Aquarius
    Purchases virtual gifts online.

    Pisces
    Plants a tree in the name of their dear ones.

    ENGAGEMENT


    Aries
    Diamond

    Taurus
    Emerald
    Gemini

    Agate

    Cancer
    Pearl

    Leo
    Ruby

    Virgo
    sardonyx

    Libra
    Sapphire

    Scorpio
    Opal

    Sagittarius
    Topaz

    Capricorn
    Amethyst

    Aquarius
    Aquamarine

    Pisces
    Moonstone

    KINDNESS BY SIGNS

    Aries
    Your courage to help and inspire others even when it's inconvenient or risky sets you apart.

    Taurus
    Your solid, dependable, gentle nature makes you the rock that family and friends turn to during a crisis.
    Gemini

    Your nimble mind and quick call to action make you a natural for problem solving and serving people in immediate need.

    Cancer
    Your sensitive, caring and sympathetic nature allows you to provide relief to those who seek comfort and support.

    Leo
    Because of your generous nature, you give all that you have to help out in a crisis, and then some.

    Virgo
    You live to serve, and your quiet dedication speaks volumes to those who depend on your care.

    Libra
    Your peaceful nature soothes those who suffer, while your willingness to work with others ensures the job will be done.

    Scorpio
    Your idealism and passionate belief in transformation and rebirth inspires others to want to work toward these goals as intensely you do.

    Sagittarius
    In uncertain times, friends and strangers alike are moved by your unwavering optimism and ability to create new solutions to a problem.

    Capricorn
    Armed with dogged determination, you refuse to give up the fight for justice until everyone has been comforted and served.

    Aquarius
    The humanitarian of the Zodiac, your forward-thinking mentality allows you to develop helpful strategies to cope with trying situations while moving forward in a positive direction.

    Pisces
    Your compassion and empathy for those who suffer is unparalleled; you're willing to give your mind, body and soul to those who ask for assistance


    :1cool; :P

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    hey [username:48beee4c6e], i know whats on your mind

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    hey [username:48beee4c6e], i know whats on your mind

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    hahahha ....




    Miss Sweet ... you've grown as my favourite poster here ... :P
    More and more you follow your deepest reality ...

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    nice
    ~`Our deepest regrets are words unsaid and things undone`~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Sweet @ Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:44 am
    I know that Magnetic_Life :P
    *huggies for miss sweet*


    More and more you follow your deepest reality ...

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    Thnx Ash :givefl;

    And :muah; to u ML :blush:

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