>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
>> I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
>> I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
>> I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
>> God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
>> He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
>> He saw me in dark, he created light .
>> He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
>> TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
>> STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
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>> Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
>> The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
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>> Why does history keep repeating it self?
>> Because we weren't listening the first time !
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>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
>> The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
>> If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
>> When ur life is in darkness pray to God, ask him to
>> free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are
>> still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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