Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.
Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....????
Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?
Captain: Downward...
please reply.......
UNKE ISHQ NE HUMEIN DEEWANA KAR DIYA,
SHAMAA MAIN JALTA HUA PARWANA KAR DIYA,
ARREY PEHLE TO HUMEIN SAARE DUNIYA KI KHABAR THI,
UNHONE HUMEIN KHODSE HI BEGANA KAR DIYA.
hehehhee-nice one
Thanks 4 sharing
nice joke
thank u for sharing
Lol...cool jokes...thanks for sharing
Pray...or some one else will pray for you
haha so nice joke
It's very funny
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