A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
>romantic first line...
>but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they
>1. My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "go to hell"
>2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
>and so is your head.
>3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,
> If only you could, hide your face
>4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not!
>5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life
>7. I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming
>8. My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>9. I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime