A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

[Fairy]

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2004, 2005 & 2006

Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. :duno;

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. :evil:

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and will try to rob me. :rnop:

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...) :s

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon. :x

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. :td:

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $:blush:

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc…now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else) :frown;

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 12477896 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30 pm! :curse;

:bg:

[Hina87]

:rolling;

Very nice Baji :bg:

[Fairy]

I m glad it made u laugh

[sneha]

lol

[Hina87]

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

dat one especially made me laugh I remember seeing something like this in a movie..i forgot the name though..

[Fairy]

Aww...Acha!

Thanks Sneha

[KOHINOOR]

lolzzz

[Miss_Sweet]

hehe funy

[Omar]

lolzzzzzz Very nice Sis

[Fairy]

Thanks for liking :hatoff;