A letter from Father to his son...

Discussion in 'Desi Noke Joke' started by glimmering_candle, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. glimmering_candle

    glimmering_candle New Member

    Loving Son,

    I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We

    don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper

    that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles


    I won't be able to send the address of this place, as the last family who

    stayed here took the house number with them for their new house so they

    wouldn't have to change their address.

    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right

    above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3

    shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here

    isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3

    days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you,

    your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the

    metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

    Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the

    grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't

    found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an

    Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Tom fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to

    pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.

    Your best friend, David, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last

    wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And

    your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

    There isn' t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

    Your Father

    P.S : I was going to send you some money but the
    envelope was already sealed.
  2. Muzna

    Muzna New Member

    hehehehehehe :D........nice one
  3. glimmering_candle

    glimmering_candle New Member

  4. villies

    villies Well-Known Member

    candle keep it up dear :D
  5. raiazlan

    raiazlan New Member

    Zeber 10
    keep it up
  6. mahi_ve

    mahi_ve New Member

    luks like its a letter from the Mother not the father...

    lmao @ "Nothing much has happened" haha~
  7. friendlygal786

    friendlygal786 Well-Known Member

    lol...very strange letter:)
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