Chintoo & Mintoo Jokes

Discussion in 'Desi Noke Joke' started by Miss_Sweet, May 25, 2005.

  1. Miss_Sweet

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    Mintoo : Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga

    Chintoo : Mein Tumhein Rubber Nahi Doon Ga

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    Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .

    Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .

    Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .

    Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey

    Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The .


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    Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne Poocha … Kyoon Bhai “ Ye Sab Kya Hai “ ..

    Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo

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    Chintoo Bhai Aik Baar Car Factory Gaey Jab Wo Central Minister The ….Car Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha

    Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mein Aik Car Free Doon Ga

    Chintoo : Nahi Mein Ap Se Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta

    Manager : Chaliye Janab … 500 Rupe Mein Car Le Lejiye

    Chintoo : (Khushi Se ) Chalo … Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do ..

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    Chintoo : A 4 Apple

    Mintoo : B 4 Bada Apple

    Chintoo : C 4 Chota Apple

    Mintoo : D 4 Dusra Apple

    Chintoo : E 4 Ekaur Apple

    Mintoo : F 4 Fokat Ka Apple

    Chintoo : G 4 Gol Apple

    Mintoo : H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple

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    Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

    Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

    Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

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    Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate Lady Ko Mar Di

    Lady,' Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

    Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di.....'


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    Chiman: Aap Kitna Parhe Ho?

    Friend: B.A.

    Chiman: Kamal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte.


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    Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Per Ja Rahe The , Itne Mein Chintoo Gana Gane Lag Gaya

    Chintoo : Kis Ka Hai Ye Tum Ko Inteezar Mein Hoon Na

    Kuch Deer Ke Baad Chintoo Bus Mein Ulta Latak Gaya Aur Gane Laga

    Chintoo : Kaho Na Kaho , Oo Sanam Oo Sanam

    Mintoo ( Pareshan Ho Kar ) : Kya Howa Chintoo Yar Ye Ulte Latak Kar Gana Kyoon Ga Rahe Ho

    Chintoo : Yar Side B Gaa Raha Hoon

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    Chintoo Aur Mintoo Aik Bar India Gaey Aur Kisi Ne On Ko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di

    Chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai … Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai

    Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na

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    Chintoo : Yar Mintoo ! Ye Bata Ye Rocket Plane Se Taiz Kaise Urhta Hai

    Mintoo : Abhey Tere Peche Kisi Ne Aag Laga Di nA To Pata Chale Ga

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    Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein

    Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

    Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga

    Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga

    Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

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    Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ….) … Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya .

    Larki : Arey Ullto To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai !
  2. ~rani aapi~

    ~rani aapi~ New Member

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    ha ha ha ........very funny
  3. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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  4. Majid

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  5. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    thnx for laughin :p
  6. Muzna

    Muzna New Member

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    Lolllzzzzz
    nice jokes
  7. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    hehe thankss sis
  8. villies

    villies New Member

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    zaberdast
    keep postin mastii sweety
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