Conversation between husband and wife

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  1. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.



    WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?



    HUSBAND: Hard disk full.



    WIFE: Have you brought the saree?



    HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.



    WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!



    HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.



    WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?



    HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.



    WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.



    HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.



    WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!



    HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.



    WIFE: You are useless!



    HUSBAND: By default.



    WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?



    HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.



    WIFE: What is my value in your life?



    HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.



    WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!



    HUSBAND: Too many parameters.



    WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!



    HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.



    WIFE: I will leave you forever!



    HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.



    WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!



    HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.



    WIFE: I am going!!!



    HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.



    :rolling;
  2. RAHEN

    RAHEN Team leader

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    :rolling; ....v.coooll laughing stock......:D


    Thanks 4 sharing...
  3. Muzna

    Muzna New Member

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    nice one thank u for sharing :D
  4. glimmering_candle

    glimmering_candle New Member

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    wellllllllllllll
    very nice yar keep sharin'
  5. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    lol thankssssssss :D
  6. raiazlan

    raiazlan New Member

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    lolz nice one
  7. villies

    villies New Member

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    lolzzzzzzz
    tum bhi na bas
  8. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    hahaha :p main b na buuuuuus ;D
  9. LuiTsean

    LuiTsean New Member

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    heheh...very funny one
  10. Muzi

    Muzi New Member

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    thts wat i cal a healthy relationship lol
  11. friendlygal786

    friendlygal786 Well-Known Member

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    lol...very productive communication
  12. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    thanks everyone :D
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