Funny But Real Facts

Discussion in 'General Knowledge' started by Chandni89, Apr 14, 2006.

  1. Chandni89

    Chandni89 New Member

    Funny But Real Facts

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)

    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (now there's something to visualize)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)

    You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.(go for that loooonnnngg kiss..)

    Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. (yuck!)

    Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. (now there's a diet)

    You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.(and people fear spider!)

    Righthanded people live, on average, nine years longer than lefthanded people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

    In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (is that a recipe for celibacy or sexy?)

    A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (no problem. it does not have sex for pleasure anyways!)

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)

    Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?,Who cares!)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish #1 for the animal having the most taste buds.

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

    A cockroach will live nine days without it's head,
    before it starves to death. (Creepy!)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez!)

    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (understandable)

    A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

    Starfish don't have brains.
  2. Roshni

    Roshni New Member

    I am moving this topic to where it fits well, the general knowledge section.


  3. badboy rulzzzz

    badboy rulzzzz New Member

    really interesting
    i like 2nd one
  4. NaUmAn MaSoOd

    NaUmAn MaSoOd New Member

  5. niceguy

    niceguy New Member

    interesting. thnx for sharing chandini
  6. Chandni89

    Chandni89 New Member

  7. mytonse

    mytonse New Member

    Good wORK Chandni !!
    Actuall y a bit more for GK ...ISnt it ??
  8. mahi_ve

    mahi_ve New Member

    ha.. lol...
    i like the sarcastic comments in the brackets better.. >_<
  9. Be happy Keep smiling

    Be happy Keep smiling New Member

    Yes, the comments are funny ..ha ha
  10. ~Shreya~

    ~Shreya~ New Member

    love the info, and your funny comments. esp. about the crocodile not being able to stick its tongue out haha!
  11. coolbuddy07

    coolbuddy07 New Member

    true facts man... funny... thnx for sharing......

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