On the third day he arose from the dead

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  1. itschahat

    itschahat New Member

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    Jim goes on vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they are visiting Jerusalem, Jim's mother-in-law dies.

    With the death certificate in hand, Jim goes to the American Consulate's office to make arrangements to send the body back to the U.S. for proper burial.

    The consulate, after hearing about the death of the mother-in-law, tells Jim that sending a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive -- it could cost as much as $5,000. The consulate continues and explains that in most cases, the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body in the country where he or she passed away. This would only cost $150.

    Jim thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

    The consulate, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

    "No, it's not that," says Jim. "You see, I know the story of a person buried here in Jerusalem many years ago. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance..."

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    - Chahat

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  2. RAHEN

    RAHEN Team leader

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    heheheheh..nice one..


    Thanks 4 sharing..
  3. LuiTsean

    LuiTsean New Member

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    yup very nis sharin
  4. hotone2

    hotone2 New Member

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    :) Nice One :)
  5. Raver

    Raver New Member

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    good one tfs
  6. Muzna

    Muzna New Member

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    hahahaha
    nice one
  7. rck

    rck New Member

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    nice joke......
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