Romantic Rhymes

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  1. Bluehacks

    Bluehacks New Member

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    A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
    >romantic first line...
    >but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they
    >received.
    >
    >1. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    > Except for maybe "go to hell"
    >
    >2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty
    >and so is your head.
    >
    >3. Of loving beauty you float with grace,
    > If only you could, hide your face
    >
    >4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    > This describes everything you are not!
    >5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    >
    >6. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    > Marrying you screwed up my life
    >
    >7. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    > That's why I always wake up screaming
    >
    >8. My love, you take my breath away.
    > What have you stepped in to smell this way?
    >
    >9. I thought that I could love no other
    > Until, that is, I met your brother.
    >
    >10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    > Two parts vodka, one part lime
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  2. Miss_Sweet

    Miss_Sweet New Member

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    lol :rolling; nice :D
  3. Bluehacks

    Bluehacks New Member

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    thanks for replying
  4. Muzna

    Muzna New Member

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    Lollzzzzzz nice :D thank u for sharing
  5. Veyshmyllah

    Veyshmyllah New Member

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    Daam that's really nice i even printed it out toi show to my friends. kisses
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  6. LuiTsean

    LuiTsean New Member

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    those were funny,
    yes those rhymes
    i told them to my honey,
    she gave me big smiles
    ...............
    really funny..nis sharin
  7. Bluehacks

    Bluehacks New Member

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    thanks for replying
  8. raiazlan

    raiazlan New Member

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    our pleasure budy
  9. RAHEN

    RAHEN Team leader

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    :rolling; :rolling;
    v.nice...


    Thanks 4 sharing...
  10. friendlygal786

    friendlygal786 Well-Known Member

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    :eclp; loll, very funny....
  11. hotone2

    hotone2 New Member

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  12. Raver

    Raver New Member

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    wow nice post
  13. MCTG

    MCTG New Member

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    some rhyme by me

    I made up some nice romantic rhyme:

    Shiny stars in the sky
    Visible when the sun is on the other side

    If I was a star
    I would be a falling star
    Because I fall in love with you

    If I was not that star
    I would make that wish and you come true.
    ---------------------------------------------------

    I hope you like
  14. kadambarivaidya

    kadambarivaidya New Member

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    thats funny.i really loved it
  15. Tulip

    Tulip Exorbitant Staff Member

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    Hilarious!!!
    :D
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