Sardar Jokes

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  1. SHIRENE

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    JOKE : 1

    Two Sardars were walking together...
    Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika
    ek saath aa rahi hain..
    Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
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    JOKE : 2


    What is the definition of a "Dhobi" ?
    The only person who can legally tell any woman
    "Kapde Nikal Ke
    Rakho Mein Aata Hoon...."
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    JOKE : 3

    Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible
    looking thing is
    what you call a modern Art?"
    Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats mirror!"
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    JOKE : 4

    A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
    Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
    Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE
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    JOKE : 5

    One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
    He goes and asks his wife "Tell me one good joke in which I am not
    involved."
    Wife says: " I'm Pregnant"
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    JOKE : 6

    A group of Elephants were sitiing on the street. A sexy female Elephant
    passes by.
    What does the loafer Elephant say?
    WOW....3600-2400-3600


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