SMS Khazana

Discussion in 'Teen Talks' started by Try2StopME, Apr 7, 2006.

  1. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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    Life is Short, Live it!
    Love is Small, Flirt it!
    Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
    Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
    I'm too Good, Accept it!
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    ***SEASON DHAMAKA***
    Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
    HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
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    Aaj



    Raat



    Theek



    12



    Baje



    ke



    baad



    1 bejega!!
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    Tu chand mange main chand de du...

    Tu raat mange main raat de du...

    Tu dil mange main dil de du...

    Tu dil mange...



    Bas yaar.....




    Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
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    Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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    Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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    Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
    Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
    Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
    Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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    I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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    Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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    I always think about U.



    I can't live without U.



    I really need U.



    I'm totally mad about U.



    I just wanna be with U.



    I'm very desperate for U.



    I'm crazy 4 U.



    I wanna marry U.



    I LOVE U.



    Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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    Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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    SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
    S-Sleep
    E-Eat
    X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u
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    Knock knock...



    Any1 there?



    Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

    ()"""() ,@
    ( '(' ) ,@@@
    =(,,)=("')@@@
    (""),,,("") "@@
    Roses specialy 4u...
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    Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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    Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
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    When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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    A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
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    aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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    Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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    If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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    i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
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    Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...



    tumhe..



    kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..



    sabke samne...





    ek...



    k



    ki



    kis



    kiss



    kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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    Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.
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    One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."
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    Love?
    Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
    Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
    Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.
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    Roses 4 u-Rs.10
    Cards 4 u-Rs.25
    Movie 4 u-Rs.99
    Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
    but a friend like u - PRICELESS!

    Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".
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    if
    u
    need
    ADVICE


    MSG ME

    if
    u
    need
    a FRIEND


    CALL ME

    if
    u
    need
    HELP


    E-MAIL ME

    if
    u
    need
    MONEY
    The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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    What does true friendship mean 2 me?
    U cry & Icry,
    Ur sad n' I'm sad,
    Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
    U jump out of the window.....
    I LOOK DOWN!
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    The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......

    ........i La Punture
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    A Rose...
    /,) ,-,'),
    ======/==:', '(@)
    '0 '-'; )'
    eXclusively
    for a nice
    person
    l!ke U!!

    From an even NICER person like me !
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    Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...


    PAISA


    Jo mushkil se mile...



    KHUSHI


    Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...


    ?


    ?



    ?


    ?APUN KA sms
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  2. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Do u know who wud always b der 4 u wenever u need a friend?
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    | V | ___|
    | Try2StopME__|
    |__|__| _|______|

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    The 1st time we kissed, I closed my eyes, She closed her eyes, and then..... . . WE MISSED!
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    Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning then laughter. I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life... I JUST SMILED
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    (><) /|
    ( 'o') / |
    (,,,,) / |
    = = c <; ))))><
    NICE Friends are hard to fish..... I'm glad I caught you.... Stay NICE TO ME or else.. I'll fry you...
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    Ansu tere nikle... to ankhen meri ho,
    Dil tera dhadke... to dhadkan meri ho,
    Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
    Baap tu bane... to mehnat meri ho !!!
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    May God give a friend like you to everyone....

    ....
    ....
    ....
    Why should I suffer alone.
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    The world may not revolve around you but other people's lives do. Take care of yourself for a lot of people consider YOU their light... KEEP SHINING!
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    There is a major penis transplant operation waiting to begin but can't start coz the f**king donor is reading this text....
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    If I'm in hell & u in heaven, I'll always look up & b proud of U. But if I were in heaven & U in hell, I'll beg God 2 send me down coz heaven won't b heaven without U !!
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    If kisses were water, I'll give u sea.

    If hugs were leaves, I'll give u a tree.

    If u luv a planet, I'll give u a galaxy,

    If friendship is life, I'll give u mine !!
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    Life is 4 u, Death is 4 me...

    Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me...

    Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me...

    Everything is 4 u, But u r 4 me!!
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    1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.
    u & me laughing,
    u & me crying,
    u & me dreaming,
    u & me holding on,
    u & me...
    ..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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    Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times. Everytime I dail ur number the operator say -"The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Plz call the Zoo for details".
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    no visits...



    no calls...



    no sms's...



    no letters...



    no missed calls...



    I'm worried...



    R u in jail again?
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    JAAN is alwayz on-line.
    ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
    DIL is 2b given.
    PYAR is 2b shared.
    GHAM is 2b fought.
    KUSHI is 2b achieved.
    DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the 'DOSTI' we Got!!
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    Without ME, I know U wud stil b cmplete,
    Without ME, U can go on,
    Without ME, U can stil live your life.
    but I wish U wil remember dat somehow,
    some1 cared 4 U & will care 4 U truly. . . ME!!!
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    Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
    Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
    Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
    but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons
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    Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
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    True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one!
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    Some people r Worth 2b Thrwon, Some r Good 2Keep, Some r 2b Treasured
    4ever, and i Think ur one 2b Thrown...... in the Treasure Box 2b kept
    4EVER!!!
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    Dreams r2b 4goten
    reality to b lived.
    desires 2b fulfilled
    & destiny 2b reached.
    where it began.
    where will it end.
    friends from da start.
    friends til da end!
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    Love starts wit a smile, grows wit a kiss & ends wit a tear. But Friendship starts wit eyes, grows wit understanding & ends wit death.
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    ,,.
    ('v')
    (( ))
    >"-"-
    ,,.
    ('v')
    (( ))
    >"-"-
    ,,.
    ('v')
    (( ))
    >"-"-

    ,,.
    (('v'))
    >"-"-
    ,,.
    ('v')
    (( ))
    >"-"-
    Just checking if u r OK there!
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    ()". ."()
    ( , o )
    (_3#_) Wat u
    doing??
    ()""..()
    (""( ,o)
    ( #_) Let me
    see...
    ()". ."()
    ( ("") )
    ( v #_) Aaila!
    Thinking of me?
    Choo shweeet!
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    bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
    intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
    ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
    aur kab aayega message tumhara.
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    Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA ke saath, rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
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    "FU.CK YOU"
    F=Flowers 4 U
    U=Unlimited Love 4 U
    C= Chocolates not Sweeter than U
    K= Kill Myself 4 U

    YOU=U Always on My Mind

    So again "FU.CK YOU"
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    Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....
    Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
    Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi .
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    Dosti karo College wali se ...
    Pyaar karo office wali se ....
    Program karo pados wali se ...
    Aankh ladao saali se ...
    Love karo dil wali se....
    Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
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    Us pyari si surat ka,
    phir ek bar didar de,
    tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
    ab aur na intezar de,
    awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
    ek SMS kar de yaar.
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    Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
    I'm Lamp, U are Light.
    I'm Coke, U are Sprite.
    I'm Saawan, U are Baadal.
    I'm Normal, U are Paagal.
    I'm Water, U are Tanki.
    I'm TARZAN, U are MONKEY
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    ,,
    (",)/ OYE KITTHE
    <)) HAI TU YAR
    ./L

    ,,
    (,") pata kinna
    <)(>!miss kitaa
    ./ l. tennu???

    INNNNA ,,
    ,_____(",)_____,
    ))
    ./ l.


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    If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
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    Good Night








    Sleep tight







    Sweet Dreams

















    For what are you pressing? that's all! Lorie bhi sunau kya? now go2 sleep!
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  3. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Abe hawa ke jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja..light ka meter band kar..aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
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    2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
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    I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
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    Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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    Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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    I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.
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    I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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    Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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    Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
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    God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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    Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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    Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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    News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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    U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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    Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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    Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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    If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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    Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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    Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
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    Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !
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    Heartbeats are countless ....

    Spirits are ageless ....

    Dreams are endless.....

    Memories are timeless....

    A friend like you .......

    Shameless!!!


    OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
    Sorry ....
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    PRICELESS !!!
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    If u wanna know how mich I miss u, try 2 catch rain drops, the 1 u catch is how much u miss me & the 1's u miss is how much I miss u.
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    A frend is a book wid only 1 copy published. U r 1 of d best books ever written. A masterpiece worth readin' a million times.. & 2b kept 4ever.
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    100 bewafa kabul hai ek wafa k liye..
    100 aansu kabul hai apki ek hasi k liye,
    hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar k..
    100 dushman kabul hai apki ek dosti k liye..
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    Deep friendship... is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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    Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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    Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai, yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai, pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
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    If



    U



    Forget ME

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
    12 13 14 15 16 17 18
    19 20 21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30 31 32

    I'll Break All Ur Teeth!

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    Remember 2 remember me,
    4get 2 4 get me,
    Even if u remember 2 4get me,
    I will not 4get 2 remember U!!
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    I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 u.. So wen u feel the breeze against ur face, its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
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    Give 1
    English
    word
    for..
    "Apne kiye
    pe pani
    pher
    dena"

    ...?



    ....??



    .....???



    ......????



    .......?????



    "'l____"FLUSH"
    -t"""""')
    `/__(
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    I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer...
    Each person he hits gets a litle bit of my love...
    I hope he beats the Hell out of U...GdNite
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    4 types of women having sex-
    1.Asthmatic=ah..aahh..ah..ahh
    2.Obedient=yes..oh..yes..ah..yes
    3.Greedy=more..more..pls
    4.Religious=oh god..oh..oh..god
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    GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
    Wen some1 luvs u, u dont realise it.
    Wen u realise it, its 2 late.
    U always luv d 1 who leaves u & leave d 1 who luvs u.
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    Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile.. But b'coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile...
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    CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FREND-
    "Be wat u are & say wat u feel coz those who mind dont matter & those who matter dont mind"
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    l
    lCalling.
    l
    l
    l
    lCalling..
    l
    l
    l
    lCalling...
    l
    l
    l
    l 1
    l missed
    l call
    Its
    just a
    missed call,
    reminding
    dat


    some1
    is missing u very much
    TAKE CARE.
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    Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi...
    mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
    gir pade aansu aankh se...
    aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar aayi.
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    I have made so many mistakes in my life.. but something that I did right is 2 have u as a friend & I definately won't make another mistake of loosing a friend like u.
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    Aapko miss karna..
    roz ki baat hai.
    Yaad karna..
    aadat ki baat hai.
    Aap se duur rehna..
    kismat ki baat hai.
    Magar aap ko jhelna..
    himmat ki baat hai.
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    A frend is 1 who lends u..

    Pen in Skool

    Notes in Highskool

    Bike in College

    Girlfriend in University

    & Wife after Marriage!

    R U MY FREND? Plsreply, I'm waiting...
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    Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye..
    Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye..
    Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye...
    Roshni ke liye Khuda hum ko jalaye...
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    This world is full of people but those who care are rare. The finest of the few is u & its nice 2 know u are there.
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    True Friends never leave each other... True Friends never part... They just sometimes sit silently... Deep within each other's heart saying "I'm still here".
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    I wish a wish 4 u, is d wish I wish 4 few, I wish a wish 4 u, That all ur wishes come true...
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    =====@>:=====
    It a Friendship band... I know u can tie it... But plz keep it wit u alwayz.. Coz it'll remind u that some1 somehow is ties with u...
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    Dogs bark just like u...
    Cats mew just like u...
    Devil looks just like u...
    Dekho meri sharafat..
    Still I like U!
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    Khuda ki rusvayi se sab darte hai...
    Pyaar karne wale tanhayi se darte hai...
    Aur hum aap ki judaai se darte hai...
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    You are an
    I.D.I.O.T.

    I=Intelligent
    D=Decent
    I=Impressive
    O=Optimistic
    T=Talented

    R u smiling now??
    * YOU IDIOT *
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    Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
    Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
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    Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
    duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai...
    jo log aapko roz dekhte ahi..
    woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
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    Hi! I'm dying 2 see u. I want 2 meet u. I want 2 talk 2 u seriously... But what 2 do?? This stupid gatekeeper is asking me 2 ticket enter the ZOO...
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    I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer... Each person he hits gets a little bit of my love... I hope he beats the hell out of u... GudNite!
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  4. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Milk duz the body gud, but damm how much did u drink :S
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    How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other
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    The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy.
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    You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you
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    i have u in my heart i have u in my liver if i had u in my arms i'd throw u in da river
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    Ashes to Ashes
    Dust to Dust
    Life is short
    so PARTY we must
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    ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE, aNd FlY
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    i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS u.. oR eVeN wAnTeD u bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt u
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    Today i came upon an angel,
    i tapped him on the shoulder,
    he turned around and it was you
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    Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
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    When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you. When i first talked to
    you I was afraid to like you. When i first liked you i was afarid to love
    you. Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
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    Last night I looked up at the stars
    And matched each one with a reason why I love you
    I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
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    I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my
    prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you
    kissed me good night
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    A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried.
    Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
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    A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE. TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD
    NeVer SaY GoOdByE
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    100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets
    1 reason ..... BESTFRIENDS
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    iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 ..
    i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1
    So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY
    WiThOuT YoU
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    I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
    I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
    I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
    I asked for a friend he gave me you
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    Your village just called, they r missing their idiot
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  5. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    A WIFE is like a computer...
    She will "ENTER" ur life
    "SAVE" u in her heart
    "FORMAT" ur brain
    "EDIT" ur life
    And then "DELETE" u from ur money!!
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    Khushiyan ho overflow,
    masti kabhi na ho low,
    tunhari Holi ho ekdum number 1,
    aur aap karo whole day fun!
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    SHARAB piyo to aankhe laal,
    MEHENDI lago to haath laal,
    KISS karo to lips laal,
    LADKI ko chheda to gaal laa,
    Aur bach qaye to jiyo mere laal!!!
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    Red



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    Orange



    Green



    Yellow



    White



    Pink



    All colours r dying 2 touch ur face. Wishing u HAPPY HOLI!
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    Laal gulabi rang hai,
    jhoom raha sansar,
    Suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahaar,
    mubarak ho tumhe Holi ka tyohaar.
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    Love da 1 who cares 4 U,
    care da 1 who shares with U,
    share with 1 who knows U,
    know da 1 who meets U,
    meet da 1 who is made 4 U.
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    To hear what is unspoken,
    To see what is unseen,
    To feel without even touching,
    is a miracle called "FRIEND"
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    Aaj ke baad mujhe phone bhi mat karna,
    mujhe yaah bhi mat karna,
    milne ki koshish bhi mar karna,
    KYUNKI DR. NE MUJHE PAAGALO SE DUUR REHNEY KO KAHA HAI
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    Main marr jau to mera jism jala dena,
    lekin uss me se dil mikal lena,
    mujhe parvah nahi dil jal jane ki,
    mujhe parvah hai uss mein rehnywalo ki..
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    The true measure of a man is how he treats some1 can do him absolutely no gud.
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    Friends are like shoes,
    some loose & some tight,
    some fit & just right,
    They help us 2 walk through life,
    Thanks 4 being of my size!
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    Zindagi hai rishtey banaaney ke liye,
    hum apni hasti mitadey issey nibhaney ke liye,
    aapse milne ka to naseeb nahi,
    lo sms kiya apni yaad dilaney ke liye
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    Time might lead me nowhere & fate might break me in2 pieces, but I will always be THANKFUL that... Once in my life's journey u became my friend.
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    Remember 2 remember me,
    forget 2 foget me,
    Even if u remember 2 forget me,
    I'll not forget 2 remember U!
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    Zindagi tere bin adhuri hai,
    na jane kyun tere-mere beech yeh doori hai,
    sochta hoon kabhi bhuladu tujhko,
    par teri ek muskurahat meri kamzori hai
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    Just a mischievous little HELLO! Have a gr8 day...
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  6. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Thokar lage tenu v kisi de pyar wali,
    Tad pyar mere da tenu ehsaas hove.
    Tad tu maange dil sada,
    Par tere aakhan aage sadi laash hove.
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    Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.
    Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
    Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
    Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
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    Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
    Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
    Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
    Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.
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    Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
    Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
    Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
    Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
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    Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
    Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
    Kitne khade hai raho pe,
    Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
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    Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
    Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
    Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
    use hamari yaad aati rahe.
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    Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
    Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
    Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
    Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
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    Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
    Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
    Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
    Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
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    Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
    Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
    Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
    Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
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    Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
    Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
    Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
    Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
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    Ittefaq se hum mile,
    Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
    Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
    Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
    Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai?.
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    Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
    Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
    Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
    Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte??
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    Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
    Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
    Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
    Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu??
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    Hum to dil dene ko taiyar baithe hai,
    Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
    Par hai re meri futi kismat,
    Koi dil lene ko hi taiyar nahi??
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    Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
    Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
    Majburi to dekho is dil ki?.
    Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu?
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    Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
    Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
    Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
    Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya?.
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    Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
    Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
    Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
    Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga?..
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    Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
    Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
    Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
    Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar?
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    Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
    Begana kaho ya deewana,
    Suno is dil ka fasana,
    Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana?..
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    Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai?
    Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai?
    Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
    Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai?
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    Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
    jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
    idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
    jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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    Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
    Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
    Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
    Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
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    Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,
    Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
    Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
    Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
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    Jawani agar diwani na hoti to jahan mein mohabbat nahi hoti.
    Ya tim timate sitarein na hote to raat itni suhani na hoti.
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    Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
    Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
    Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
    Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de.
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    Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
    Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
    Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
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    Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
    Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
    Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai
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    Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
    Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
    Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote
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    Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
    Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
    Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi
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    Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
    Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
    Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti
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    Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
    Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
    Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya
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    Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
    Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
    Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
    Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
    Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!
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    Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
    Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
    Chill yaar... Holi hai
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    Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,
    Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.
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    Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,
    Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
    Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
    Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!
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    Dava bhi kam na aaye,
    Dua bhi kam na aaye.
    Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!
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    Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
    Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
    Na din gujre hai na raatein,
    Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
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    Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
    Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
    Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
    Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!
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    Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
    Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
    Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
    Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
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    Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
    Har dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
    Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJ MAHAL banana?..
    Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai!
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    Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,
    Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!
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    Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
    Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
    Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
    Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
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    Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
    Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
    Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
    Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
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    Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
    Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
    Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga,
    Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
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    Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,
    Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.
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    Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap merjaye,
    Maut ka bahan ho aur hum inke ghar jaye,
    Ais mat keh a zalim ye ek paap hoga,
    Tu bhi kisi din ek hasina ka baap hoga
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    Heart hai magar attack nahi,
    Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
    Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
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    Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.
    Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.
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    Nazar se nazar milti hai,
    Dil se dil milte hai,
    Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
    Badi mushkil se milte hai.
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    Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
    Hame aise attract kiya,
    Ke sabko neglect karke,
    Tumhe hi select kiya.
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    Request karti hun,
    Refuse mat karna,
    Dil ka bulb jalakar,
    Fuse na udana.
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    Mein tere khawb dekhu,
    Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
    Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
    Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.
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    Ptjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,
    Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
    Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.
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    saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.
    Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
    Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata
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    Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
    Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
    Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge.
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    Bada armaan tha tere sang jeevan bitanne ka,
    Shikwa he bas tere khamosh reh jaane ka,
    Dewaangi isse badkar bhi kya hogi,
    Aaj bhi intajaar hai tere aane ka.
    Yeh dil pyaar ke kabil na rah,
    Koi bhi izhaar ke kabil na raha,
    Is dil mein bas gai dosti aapki,
    Abh to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na rah.
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    Kehte hai ishq mein need ud jati hai,
    Are koi humse bhi to pyaar kare,
    Kambakth hume neend bahot ati hai.
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  7. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
    Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
    Mayus na ho irade na badal,
    Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai
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    Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
    Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
    Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
    Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.
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    Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
    Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
    Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
    Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.
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    Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
    Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
    Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
    Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
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    Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
    Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
    Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
    Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.
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    Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
    Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
    Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
    Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.
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    Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
    Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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    Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
    Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
    Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
    Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.
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    Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
    Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
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    Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
    Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
    Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
    Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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    Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
    Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
    Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
    Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota
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    Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!
    Aasu bade anmol hai,
    Inhe khona fizul hai,
    Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
    Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai
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    Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
    Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte
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    Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
    Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
    Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
    Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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    Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
    Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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    Roz subha hum karte hai
    itne pyar se unhe good morning...
    woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
    jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
    Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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    Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
    Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
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    Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
    Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
    Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
    Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
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    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
    Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
    What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
    Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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    Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,
    Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
    Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
    Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
    Sach ki ek raah hai dost.
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    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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    Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,
    Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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    Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
    Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
    Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
    Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
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    Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
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    Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
    tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
    kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
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    Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
    Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
    Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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    Tumne mere man se khela
    Tumne mere tan se khela
    Tumne mere dhan se khela
    Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!
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    Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,
    Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
    Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
    Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.
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    Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life,
    Success before Work,
    Divorce before Marriage,
    But Friend come before Relative.
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    Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
    Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
    Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
    Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.
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    Don?t love a friend like a flower,
    Because a flower dies in season.
    Love them like a river,
    Because a river flows forever.
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    Friendship is not something that happens at first sight,
    It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each other.
    For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
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    Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
    Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
    Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
    Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.
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    Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
    Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
    Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
    Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.
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    Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
    Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
    Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
    Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.
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    Message per message bheja karte ho,
    Bheja kharab karte ho.
    Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.
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    Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
    Aasu bade anmol hai.
    Inhe khona fizul hai,
    Rowo to unke liye jo tumpar nisar hai.
    Unke liye kya roha jinke deewane hazar hai.
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    Ho sakta hai bearish ke baad aasman neela na ho,
    Ho sakta hai dhoop aane par sarso pili na ho,
    Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhari yaad aye aur aankhen gili na ho.
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    Leher aati hai kinare se palat jaati hai,
    Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jaati hai,
    Leher aur yaad main fark sirf itna hai ki,
    Leher bewaqt aati hai yaad har waqt aati hai.
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    Zindagi ke safar mein rahi milte hai bichad jane ko,
    Aur de jate hai yaadein, tanhayee mein tadpane ko.
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    Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali,
    Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
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    Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
    Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.
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    Ishq karnay ke bhi kuch adaab hua kartay hain....
    Jagti ankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hua kartay hain.......
    Har koi ro ke dekhlayee ye zarori toh nahi .......
    Khush ankhon mein bhi sehlaab hua kartay hain?..
    -----------

    Ansuo se palak bhigo leta hu,Yaad teri ati hain to ro leta hu.....
    Socha ke bhoola du tujhey mager,Har baar faisla badal deta hu..........
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    Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
    Chaho to humko bhula dena
    Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
    To rona nahi Bus muskura dena...
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    Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
    Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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    Teri kayenat main ay khuda mera yeh dil kahi laga nahi.
    Jo tassalia mere dil ko de who abhi tak mujhe mili nahi.
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    Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai,
    Tofanoo mein sahil badi mushkil se milte hai.
    Yu to mil jaate hain hazaron,
    Magar aap jaise dost nasib walon ko milte hai.
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    Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
    Woh to humare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.
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    Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife,
    Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
    Humein to apno ne luta,gairo mein kahan dum tha,
    meri kashti thi dubi wahan, Jahan pani kam tha?
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    Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
    Kuch lamho se aankhein bhar aati hai,
    Wo sham nirali dub jati hai,
    Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai..
    ------------

    Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
    Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
    Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
    Phir kaise na kahu??.. kuch khas ho tum?.
    --------------

    Kisi ke dhadakte dil ke peeche jaroor koi baat hoti hai,
    Kisi ke udas dil ke peeche kisiki yaad hoti hai,
    Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
    Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai?..
    ----------------

    Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
    Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki?.
    -------------

    Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
    Chaho to humko bhula dena,
    Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
    Rona mat sirf muskura dena?..
    ------------

    Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
    Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
    Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
    Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai?.
    ---------------

    Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,
    Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
    Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de?.
    --------------

    Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,
    Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
    Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
    Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte?
    ------------

    Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
    Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
    Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
    Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai??
    ---------------

    Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
    Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai?.
    -------------

    Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
    Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
    Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
    Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage?.
    --------------

    Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
    Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
    Humne to phirai thi reet mein ungliya,
    Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai?..
    Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,
    Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,
    Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,
    Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai?..
    -------------

    Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
    Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
    Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
    Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
    ---------------

    Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
    Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
    Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
    Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
    -------------

    Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
    Kaise kahe ki hume aapse pyar nahi,
    Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
    Hum akele to gunhegar nahi?..
    --------------

    Jo humse milte hai hum unse dil se milte hai,
    Warna hum toh wo shaks hai jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai?..
    -------------

    Mera din teri raat se acha hoga,
    Mera dil tere jazbaat se acha hoga,
    Jis din niklegi teri doli,
    Ghoonghat utha ke dekhna?.. mera janaza bhi teri doli se acha hoga?..
    -------------

    Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
    Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
    Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
    Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai?.
    -------------

    Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
    Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
    Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
    Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho?..
    -------------

    Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
    Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
    Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
    Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
    -------------

    Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
    Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai,
    Lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai,
    Lehar bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai?.
    -------------

    Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
    Pepsi da crate ho,
    Ande da omlate ho,
    Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho?.
    -------------

    Tum milo na milo milne ka gam nahi,
    Tum pas se nikal jao milne se kam nahi,
    Mana ke tumhe humari kadar nahi,
    Magar unse pooch jinhe hum hassil nahi?.
    --------------

    Pyar kya hota hai?? Kya ye kabhi pura hota hai?
    Aji ye kya pura hoga,
    Iska to pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai?.
    ------------

    Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
    Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
    Mein nahi janta gharwale batate hai,
    Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hai?..
    --------------

    Kaash banane wale ne dil kach ke banaye hote,
    Todne walo ke hathon mein zakhm to aaye hote?..
    --------------

    Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai.
    Bachhe ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai.
    Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka.
    Are yaar kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai.
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    Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.
    -----------

    Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye, dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe kal toot na jaye.
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    Zubaan se naam lete hai,
    Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hai.
    Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
    Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.
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    Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.
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    Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,
    Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
    Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
    Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.
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    Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,
    Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
    Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
    Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.
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    Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,
    Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
    Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
    To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.
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    Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
    Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
    Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
    Phir dil ka haal batana ? Miss u.
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    Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
    Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
    Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
    Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.
    ------------

    Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,
    Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.
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    When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them. You must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth os your friend begins.
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    Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
    Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
    Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
    Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chhod do.
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    Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
    Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
    Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
    Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.
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    Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
    Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
    Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
    Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.
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    Din ko chain nahi,
    Raat ko aaram nahi,
    Ji na lage kahi,
    E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
    Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.
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    Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
    Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
    Marta nahi ko kisi se juda hoke,
    Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.
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    Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhayee main,
    Dil duba hai gum ki gahraye main,
    Tum dhoondti ho humein apne dil mein,
    Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchayee main.
    ------------

    Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
    Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
    And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.
    ------------

    Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkaar nahi,
    Kaise kahe ki humain aapse pyar nahi.
    Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nigaho ka,
    Hum akele to gunehegaar nahi.
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    Maine dil ko lakh samjhaya ki e dil unko yaad karma chodd de par dil ke hark one se awaz aai, yahan to har sans main who base hai to kya saas lena chod de.
    ------------

    Zindagi, manjil, waqt kisi ne humara saath nahi diya,
    Sab par se puri tarah vishwas uth gaya.
    Is duniya se ub gaya hai ab humara jiya,
    Kisi ko kitna hi chaha kam reh gaya.
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    Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
    Humein apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
    Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka SMS.
    Humne apni nazar mobile par bicha rakhi hai.
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    Bite the neck gently,
    Chew the breast softly,
    Spread the legs slowly,
    Suck the juice excitingly,
    That is the way you should eat ?Tandoori Chicken?
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    Baat to who hi nahi karte,
    Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
    Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
    Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.
    -----------

    Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
    Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.
    --------------

    Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
    Dua main apni maut maangi,
    Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
    Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.
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    Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
    Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
    Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
    Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.
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    Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
    Begana kaho ya deewana;
    Suno mere dil ka fasana;
    Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.
    -----------

    Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,
    Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
    Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
    Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.
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    Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,
    Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
    Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
    Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.
    -----------

    Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
    Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
    Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
    Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
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    Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
    Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
    Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
    Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.
    -----------

    Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
    Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.
    ---------------

    A sardar got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3 yrs?
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    Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
    Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
    Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
    Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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    Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
    Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
    Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
    Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
    Tabhi truck driver banoge.
    ----------

    Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
    Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.
    ---------------

    Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
    Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
    --------------

    Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
    Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.
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    Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,
    Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.
    ------------

    Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
    Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.
    -------------

    Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
    Hamaare dil ki Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.
    ----------

    Apne apmaan ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga,
    Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
    ------------

    Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
    Do PC judte judte Hang kar gaye.
    -----------

    Aap ke liye dil ko Cut kiya karte hain,
    Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hain.
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    Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
    Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save kar li hai File.
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    Draupadi ka vastraharan
    dushasan ko pada bhari
    Draupadi ka vastraharan
    dushasan ko pada bhari
    saari mein saari
    parag saari!
    ----------

    Manoj named Kapil,
    Paaji was very brave
    Manoj named Kapil,
    Paaji was very brave
    palmolive da jawab nahi
    boy he had a close shave!
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    Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
    Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
    don't u worry ??surf excel hai na!
    ------------

    Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
    Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
    Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!
    ------------

    Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
    Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon
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    Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
    Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi
    ------------

    Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
    Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye
    ------------

    Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me
    Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me
    ------------

    Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel
    So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
    -----------

    Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
    Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
    ----------

    Maine tujhe dekhaa
    Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa
    Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa
    ----------

    Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge
    Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.
    ----------

    Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
    Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
    -------------

    Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
    Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
    Yahan likhna mana hai
    ------------

    Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
    Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji
    Aur kar de savera
    ------------

    Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
    Glass mein hota hai
    Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
    Saali ko hota hai
    ------------

    Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
    Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
    -----------

    Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
    Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
    ------------

    Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
    Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
    ----------

    Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
    Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
    -------------

    Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
    Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
    Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
    -------------

    Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
    Jai jawan jai kisan
    --------------

    Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
    Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
    Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
    Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
    Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
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    Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
    Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
    Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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  8. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
    Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
    mujhe meri khoobsurati mehsoos huvi hai
    jab jab tum ne nahi dekha hai
    mujhe tumhari badsoorati mehsoos nahi huvi hai
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    Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
    Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho
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    Har dil jo pyaar karega
    Woh khaana khaayega
    Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki
    Waistline se pehchaana jaayega
    ------------

    Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
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    Dharti so rahi hai,
    Aasman so raha hai
    Dharti so rahi hai,
    Aasman so raha hai
    Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
    ------------

    Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge,
    Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge,
    Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena,
    Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.
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    Hui hum se ye nadani, Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe,
    Ho kay zameen ki khakh, Aasman se dil laga baithe.
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    Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai,
    Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai.
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    Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se,
    Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se.
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    Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
    Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
    Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
    Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah
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    Dil Lagane Se Pehle Iski Sazaa Jaan Lo Yaaron,
    Bhari Mehfil Mein Ye Dil Tod Diya Jata Hai,
    Dard Ban Jaati Hai Phir Yaad Us Hassena Ki,
    Jiski Chahat Mein Ye Dil Deewana Hota Hai.
    ---------------

    Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par,
    Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi.
    ------------

    Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage,
    Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage,
    Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke,
    Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage....
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    zaalim tha voh aur zulm kii aadat bhi bahut thii
    majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thii
    --------------

    wo mere dil ko kuchal ke chala gaya
    anjane me muzko wo shayar bana gaya
    -----------------

    baat karne mein jo mushkil ho tumhe mehfil mein
    mai samajh jaoonga nazron se bataana mujh ko
    vada utnaa hi karo jitana nibha sakte ho
    Khwaab pura jo na ho woh na dikhana mujh ko
    apne rishte ki nazaakat ka bharam rakh lena
    main to aashiq hoon dewaana na bana mujh ko....
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    ai mere humnashiiN chal kahiiN aur chal
    is chaman meiN ab apna guzaara nahiiN
    baat hoti guloN tak to seh lete hum
    ab to kaaNtoN pe bhi haq hamara nahiiN
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    chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar door hai kinaraa
    in maajoon se pooch lena kya haal hai hamara
    ab hawaein kareingi roshiniyon ka faisla
    jis diye main jaan hogi woh diya reh jayega
    ------------

    a kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
    ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.
    ------------

    Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
    Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya
    ------------

    ye zamiiN roii aasmaan ke saath
    jab Ramaayan jalii Quraan ke saath
    be_zubaaN shakhs likh to saktaa hai
    haath bhi kaaT do zabaan ke saath
    pyar ek saahil hai toofano ke liye,
    pyar aaina hai hai armano ke liye,
    pyar ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye,
    pyar ek khawaish hai apno pyar ko pane ke liye,
    yeh pyar ek puja hai zindagi ke liye..
    is puja ko yu ruswa na kiyiye khuda ke liye!!!
    ------------

    khudane insaan banaya, insaan ne pyar paya,
    pachta rahe hai us alamse, jab shabnam ne nazara churaya,
    tabse bhatak rahe hai log pyarmae, gali gali chahat ke mare,
    bhul gaye hai voh ek galti, ab toa khuda bhi hare!!!
    --------------

    Gazal kehne wale lakh hai ashique hamare,
    dikhwape nahi jaate hai sare,
    patthar ko taj mahal kehte hai log,
    par twin towers ki tarah tut jate hai aware
    sambhalna har kadam par dost,
    yeh ishq asaan nahi, bikhar jate hai sapne sare.
    ---------

    yaad dilna ne ki koshish mat karo yaad toh hame sab hain..
    yaad toh unhe karte hai jo dur hote hai aap jaise dost toh hamare dil mein rahate hai
    --------------

    Milte hai raahi bichadneke liye, yaadonse basti hai duniya,
    Koi kisika dost nahi jehanmae, koi nahi kisiki dilruba,
    jeete hai sab apni kismet se, jeena sikh lo akele is tarah,
    shukriya karo khudaki is mehfilmae, gar mil jaye pal ke liye koi saath
    mat rakho dilmay kise jiski nahi hai koi awaz
    pachtaoge aap janab, kaam hi kaam hai meri bus aas.
    --------------

    Awara ban ghum rahe hai net ki galiyomae,
    unko dhundh rahe hai tanha tanha mehfilo mae,
    nazar nahi aye hame voh kahi,
    pagal hai mastane hai
    kho gaye hai rang-raliyomae,
    subah jab ankh khuli dekha toa humne,
    pass hai voh, deewane the hum, jo dhundh rahe the unhe sitaro mae!
    ----------------

    Tum Jo Kehdo To Aaj Ki Raat,
    Chaand Dubega Nahin. Raat Ko Rok Lo.
    Raat Hi Baaki Hai, Aur Zindagi Baaki To Nahin"
    ---------------

    Tumhare pyaar me hamne bhohot chote khaye,
    Jiska hisaab na hosake utne dard paye,
    Phirbhi tere pyaar ki kasam khake kehtahu,
    Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye.
    --------------------

    Geet hai, dhadkan hai,
    Ya dilki pukar
    yeh ishq badi jaalim cheez hai
    kar lo khudse pyar,
    shikva gila nahi phir bhi tere bina zindagi nahi
    raat toa rukti nahi kabhi, mano kabhi na apni haar
    Chot khaye huve hai vohi tair jate hai,
    yaadein se sajti hai mehfil, verna zindagimae rakha hi kya hai?
    -------------

    Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
    Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
    Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
    Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo
    ---------------

    Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain
    Par Dilon Ke Shahar To Ujarte Nahi
    Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut Jaye Bhi To
    Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi
    ---------------

    Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
    Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
    Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki
    ----------------

    Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho
    Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho
    ----------------

    Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge
    Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah?
    -----------------

    jaane jigar, dile bekhabar,
    kya pata tuje isq kya cheez hai,
    humee hai teri mehfil sajaye..
    .kyon ho bekhar behal karke hame...
    aapki awaz ab bhi gunj rahi hai fizaomae,
    hum toa yuhi sanam dil de chuke aapko..
    intezar hai game zindagimae,
    fursat mile kabhi haal puchiye..
    ----------------

    Shukra kar ke mile dil jigar darde yaar,
    verna naseeb naa hota game bekhar ye pyar:
    ----------

    subah hoti hai sham hoti hai raatki tanhaimae aapki yaad,
    yuhi umra tamam hoti hai, kuch toa hai aap mae koi baat:)
    ------------

    mood toa kuch aur hai dil ko thame baithe hai sanam...
    kya kahe aapse, pyar karte aapko, aapki kasam..dard kya jano aap jisne ...
    -------------

    fursat mile toa dua itni kar...
    teri yaadomae rahe hum har janam har pal...
    ------------

    vada hai hamara hamari manzil hai aapki rahomae,
    sanam dekha hai pyar humne aapki nigahome, fursat mile kabhi toa dua itni kar ..
    ------------

    Haseen mehfil tumhari haseena ke saath khatma ho jaye...
    baithe hai hum intezaar mae sambhalo, kayamat naa aa jaye...
    -----------

    raaz na ayegi duniya hame, manzil ka na hai koi theekana...
    phir kyu chale hai bebas hoke, age pata nahi kya ho phasana....
    ------------

    Hamay to ab bhi woh guzra zamana yaad aata hai,
    Tumhay bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai !
    ---------------

    Hawain tez thi,
    baarish bhi thi,
    toofan bhi tha,
    lekin,
    Tera aisay mein bhi vaada nibhana yaad aata hai !
    ---------------

    Ghatain kitni dekhi hain par mujhay `Israr',
    Kisi ka rukh par woh zulfain giraana yaad aata hai
    ------------

    Hamay to ab bhi woh guzra zamana yaad aata hai,
    Tumhay bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai
    ------------

    kya kahe aapko hum? khud nahi samaj pa rahe,
    kaise bitaye har pal, dar hai kahi hum bichad na jaye,
    mulakat ka vada manzoor hai hame,
    doa boond ansuome, khushi bhi aap laye,
    --------------

    binti karte hai aapse, kabhi na kho jana sanam,
    saath chalenge yehan, hamari hai kasam
    yeh pyar hai samaj na lena sanam..
    phir bhi ikrar karte hai...aapki kasam
    --------------

    aage jo nikalte hai moodke nahi dekhte,
    kasam chahe lakh koi de,irade nahi badalte,
    --------------

    ishq badi jalim cheez hai, har sham hasin lage,
    lage jaise koi sanam, kareeb ane lage,
    -------------

    dur hi sahi, mere hai ye pal,jee rahe yadomein,
    kalki kise khabar
    -------------

    khuda jane kyon par voh dilmein samaye hai,
    na dekha unhe na jana par voh ab na paraye hai,
    -----------

    chalna hai saath manzil malum nahi,
    dilki pukar hai, yehin hai voh kanin
    -------------

    Dil ki galio me koi gum na ho,
    Hamari ye dosti kabhi kum na ho,
    Bus ye hi hai dua ki tum khus raho,
    Kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho.
    -------------

    Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
    Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
    Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...
    --------------

    Zindagi Jaise Ek Saza Si Ho Gayi Hai, Gam Ke Sagar Me Is Kadar
    Kho Gayi Ho Tum, Aajao Wapis Yeh Gujarish Hai Meri,
    .....Shayad Mujhe Tumhari Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai.
    ------------

    GUL KO GULSHAN MUBARAK ..SHAYER KO SHAYARI MUBARAK
    ..CHAND KO CHANDANI MUBARAK .ASHIK KO APANI MEHBOOBA MUBARAK
    HAMARI AUR SE APKO... NAYI SUBAH MUBARAK.
    ------------

    KHUDA KI IBAADAT ME JAB BHI YE HAATH UTHAYE,
    YEHI DUA MAANGI-HAR KHUSHI TUMHE MIL JAAYE........,
    MERI ZINDAGI SE TUM JEEYO,
    TUMHARI MAUT SE HUM MAR JAAYE.
    -------------
  9. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    KHAYALO KO KISI AAHAT KI AAS REHTI HAI,
    NIGAH KO KISI SURAT KI PYAS RAHTI HAI,
    TERE BIN KISI CHEEZ KI KAMI TO NAHI,
    MAGAR TERE 'SMS BIN' TABIYAT UDAAS RAHTI HAI.
    --------------

    IS DIL SE TERI YAAD BHULAI NAHI JATI,
    YEH PYAR KI DAULAT HAI LUTAI NAHI JATI,
    MAR MAR KE BANAI HAI JO TASVEER TERI,
    APNE IN HATHON SE MITAI NAHI JATI.
    --------------

    PEENE KI ADAT PILANE KI AADAT, NAJRON SE NAINE MILANE KI AADAT,
    NAINE MILAYE BHI TAU KAISE, UNHE HAI NAINE JHUKANE KI AADAT.
    ---------------

    DIL JISE CHAHATA USSE KAH NAHI PATA, NAZAREIN DHOONTI JISE
    WOH MIL NAHI PAATI, USHI KE LIYE MUJHE MARNA NAHI AATA,
    USKE BINA MUJHE JEENA NEHI AATA.....
    -----------------

    WOH RUTHE IS KADAR KI MANAYA NA GAYA, DUR ITNE HO GAYE KI
    PAAS BULAYA NA GAYA, DIL TO DIL THA SAMUNDAR KA SAHIL NAHIN,
    LIKH DIYA NAAM TO PHIR MITAYA NA GAYA.
    ------------

    SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
    KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.
    -------------

    BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HUI TO BHOOL SAMAJ KE USEY BHOOL JANA,
    AREY BHOOLNA SIRF BHOOL KO, BHOOLKAR BHI HAME NA BHOOL JANA.
    ----------

    UNKI TASVIRO KO SEENE SE LAGA LETE HAI, IS TARAH JUDAI KA GAM
    MITA DETE HAI, KISI TARA KABHI UNKA ZIKR HO JAYE TO,
    BHEEGI PALKO KO JUKA LETE HAI.
    ------------

    HAR EK MUSKURAHAT MUSKAN NAHI HOTI, NAFRAT HO YA MOHABAT ASAN NAHI HOTI,
    ASU GAM KE AUR KHUSHI KE EK JAISE HOTE HAI, INKI PEHCHAN ASAN NAHI HOTI.
    -----

    KADAM KADAM PE HAWAO SE TALUK RAKHNA, DOSTI KE DOR PE DOSTI KA ASRA
    RAKHNA, HAMARI YADON KI KHUSHBU ZARUR AYEGI, BUS AP APNA MOBILE ON RAKHNA.
    ------------

    ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA
    KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
    --------------

    APKO ASHIRWAD MILE BADO SE, KHUSIAN MILE JAG SE,
    PYAR MILE SAB SE, DAULAT MILE RAB SE, YAHI DUA IS DOST KI DIL SE...
    --------------

    CHAND KE LIYE SITARE ANEK HAI, LEKIN SITARO KE LIYE CHAND EK HAI,
    AAP KE LIYE DOST HAZAR HONGE LEKIN, HAMARE LIYE AAP EK HAI!!
    ---------------

    KHUDA NE SANSAR BANAYA AUR SO GAYA, USNE INSAN BANA AUR SO GAYA,
    USNE LADKI BANAI, NA KHUD SOYA NA DUNIYA KO SONE DIYA.
    ---------------

    KYA KAHU KISE KAHU, KYA DOSH DU TAKDIR KO,
    MERA NASIB MEIN TO YEA BHI NAHI, KE DEKHU APKI TASVIR KO....
    -------------

    MAANA KI AAJ HAMARE SAATH KOI DILDAAR NAHIN,
    LEKIN YE MAT SAMAJHNA KI HAMEIN KISI SE PYAR NAHIN,
    KISMAT NE SAB KUCHH DIYA HAMEN,
    SIRF DIYA HAMARA WOH YAAR NAHIN.
    --------------

    CHEEZ BEWAFAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI, GUME HALAT JUDAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI,
    JISE DENI HO SAZA UMARBHAR KE LIYE, SAZA TANHAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI.
    -------------

    DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR,
    KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR,
    SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR,
    DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.
    --------------

    CHAHA TO JINDAGI SE BAHUT KUCH, MAGAR TUJHE PANE KI EK PYAS SI REH GAYI,
    CHAH KAR BHI TUJHE PA NA SAKE HUM, BUS AB TERI MEETHI SI YAAD REH GAYI.
    -----------------

    AAKHEN KHOLU TO CHERA TUMARA HO, BAND KARU TO SAPNE TUMHARA HO,
    MAR BHI JAU TO KOI GAM NAHI, AGAR KAFAN KE BADLE ACHAL TUMHARA HO.
    ------------------

    KAASH HUM BHI AAINA KA EK TUKRA HOTE,
    DIN MEIN EK BAAR TO TERE SAAMNE HOTE
    ---------------

    KABHI KABHI EN AAKHON MEIN NAMI SI HOTI HAI,
    KABHI KABHI EN HOTON PE HASI SI HOTI HAI,
    AY MERE DOST........TUJSE MERI ZINDAGI, ZINDAGI SI HOYI HAI...!
    ----------------

    "BAS NAZARON SE DEKH LIYA HOTA, AGAR TAMANA THI AAZMANE KI,
    HUM BEHOSH YUN HI HO JAATE, KYA ZAROORAT THI MUSKURANE KI..."
    ------------------

    FAASLE ITNE BHI HONGE, SOCHA NA THA,
    SAMNE BAITHA HUA, PHIR BHI WO MERA NA THA.
    ------------------

    KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN,
    KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA,
    JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
    --------------------

    FOOL KHILTE HAI, BAHARO KA SAMA HOTA HAI, DOSTI KI BATEIN
    PHONE PAR NAHI KARTE, YEH FASANA TO SMS SE HI BAYA HOTA HAI.
    -------------------

    HASRATON KI NIGAHOON PE SAKTH PEHRA HAI,
    JAANE KIS UMEED PE DIL THEHRA HAI, TERI CHAHATON KI KASAM AE DOST,
    APNI DOSTI KA RISHTA PYAR SE BAHUT GEHRA HAI...
    -----------------

    EK HI DUNIYA MEIN REHETE HAIN, PAR MIL NAHI PATTE HAIN, AAPSE TO AAPKE
    KHWAAB HI ACHE HAIN, JO AANKH BANDH KARTE HI CHALE AATE HAIN *
    --------------

    ZINDAGI JAISE EK SAZA SI HO GAYI HAI, GAM KE SAGAR ME
    IS KADAR KHO GAYI HO TUM, KAR DO EK SMS YEH GUJARISH HAI MERI...
    SHAYAD MUJHE TUMARI AADAT SI PAR GAYI HAI!
    -------------

    CHAND SE PYARI CHANDNI, CHANDNI SE PYARI RAAT,
    RAAT SE PYARI ZINDAGI, ZINDAGI SE PYARI...'AAP'
    -------------

    KITNA BEBAS HAI INSAAN APNI KISMAT KE AAGE,
    KITNA BE-NOOR HAI SAPNE HAKEEQAT KE AAGE,
    KOI RUKI SI DHADKAN SE POOCHE,
    KITNA TADAPTA HAI DIL MUHOBBAT KE AAGE.
    ---------------

    U TO HUM KISI KA PICHA NAHI KARTE, DARDE DIL LIYA OR DIYA NAHI KARTE,
    ITEFAAQ KI BAAT HAI, YE DOSTI AAP SE HAI,
    VARNA ITNI KIMATI CHEEZ KISI KO DIYA NAHI KARTE.
    ----------------

    PYAR KYA HOTA HAI, PYAR KYUN HOTA HAI,
    KYA PYAR KABHI PURA HOTA HAI, JISKA PAHALA AKSHAR HI ADHURA HOTA HAI.
    --------------

    AAKHON KI ZUBAN WOH SAMAJH NAHI PATE,
    HOTH MAGAR KUCH KEH NAHI PATE,
    APNI BEBASI KIS TAREH KAHE? KOI HAI JISKE BINA HUM REH NAHI PATE! WAH WAH
    ---------------

    MOHABBAT 1 BAAR HO JAYE TO BHOLAPAN HAI. DUJI BAAR KI JAYE
    TO APNAPAN HAI, TEEJI BAAR KI JAYE TO DEEWANAPAN HAI,
    YADI AB BHI BAZ NA AAO TO KAMEENAPAN HAI!!
    ------------

    ISHQ ME DIL KA TAMASHA DEKHA NAHI JATA, HUMSE TUTA HUA SHISHA
    DEKHA NAHI JATA, APNE HISSE KI KHUSHIYA BHI TUJHE DE DUN,
    TERA UTRA HUA CHERA DEKHA NAHI JATA!
    ----------------

    TANHAIYON SE NAHI HUM MEHFIL SE DARTE HAI, DUNIYA SE NAHI
    HUM KHUD SE DARTE HAI, YUN TO BOHOT KUCH KHOYA HAI HUMNE,
    NA JANE KYON TUJHE KHONE SE DARTE HAI...
    --------------

    DIL USKE INTEZAR ME DHADAKTA HAI, ANKHO ME PYAR HI PYAR JHALAKTA HAI,
    SHAYAD WO SAMAJH LE DIL KI BAT, YEHI SOCH KAR INTEZAR KARTE REHTA HAI!!
    -------------

    ANKHON PE ASUON KI LAKIR BAN GAI, KABHI NA SOCHA THA
    ASI TAKDIR BAN GAI, HAMNE TO YUNHI RET MEIN UNGLIYA PHIRAI,
    GOR SE DEKHA TO TERI TASVIR BAN GAI.
    -------------

    MUJHE MIL JATI SAPNO KI SHEZADI, AGAR MUSHARAF KI BETI SE HOTI SHADI...
    HOTA KASHMIR KI PROBLEM KA NIDAN, KYOKI DAHEJ MEIN MILTA PAKISTAN!
    ------------

    MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE,
    DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.
    ---------------

    ARZ KIYA HAI: ZAMANE KE DARR SE TERI TASVEER TOILET MEIN CHUPA RAKHI HAI,
    BAR BAR DEEDAR HO IS LIYE JULAB KI GOLI KHA RAKHI HAI...
    --------------

    TUMHE CHAHNE WALE KAM NA HONGE,
    WAQT KE SATH SHAYAD HUM NA HONGE,
    CHAHE KISI KO KITNA BHI TUM PYAAR DENA,
    LEKIN TUMHARI YAADON KE HAKDAAR SIRF HUM HONGE.
    --------------

    NA PHOOLO MEY NA BAHAR MEY, NA BOOTLE MEY NA GLASS MEY, NA BIKE PE NA CAR MEY,
    NA PEACE MEY NA WAR MEY, AB TO HAMARE DIN GUZARTE HAI AAPKE SMS KE INTEZAAR ME.
    -------------

    YAARO YE DUNIYA HAI BEDARDO KI, YAHA HAR RAZ CHUPANA PADTA HAI,
    DIL ME HAI LAKHO ZAKHAM FIR BHI MEHFIL MEIN TO MUSKURANA PADTA HAI......
    -----------------

    ARZ HAI. DARD KA RISHTA HAI HAMARA, ISHQ HAMARA NASIB NAHI,
    HUME APKI CHAHAT MILE, ETNE HUM KHUS NASIB NAHI.
    ---------------

    AANKHON MEIN KHUSHI, LABON PAR HANSI, GAM KAA KAHIN NAAM NA HO,
    AAPKO JAHAAN KI SAARI KHUSHIYAN MILE, IN KHUSHIYON KI KABHI SHAAM NA HO..
    ------------

    BOTAL CHHUPA DO KAFAN MEIN MERE... SHAMSHAN MEIN PIYA KARUNGA... JAB
    MANGEGA HISAAB KHUDA TO, PEG BANA KE DIYA KARUNGA.
    ---------------

    NA CHAHO UNKO ITNA, KI CHAHAT TUMHARI KAMJORI HO JAYE,
    PAR KUCHH AISA KARO, KE TUMHARA PYAAR UNKE LIYE JAROORI HO JAYE.
    -----------------

    KISI KO MOHABBAT KI SACHAI MAR DALEGI, KISIKO MOHABBAT KI GAHRAI MAR DALEGI,
    KAR KE MOHABBAT KOI NAHI BACHEGA, JO BACH GAYA USE TANHAI MAR DALEGI.
    -----------------

    MAUT PE BHI YAKEEN HAI, TUM PE BHI ETBAAR HAI,
    DEKHEN PEHLE KAUN AATA HAI, HUME TO DONO KA INTAZAR HAI.
    ---------------

    NA KOI HAI NA KOI THA, IS DIL MEI TUMHARE SIVA,
    TUM DENA SATH MERA, OH HUM NAWAB.
    ---------------

    HUMNE SOCHA SHAYAD HAMI CHAHTE HAI UNKO.. PAR UNKO CHAHNE WALON KA TO
    KAFILA NIKLA, DIL NE KAHA SHIKAYAT KAR KHUDA SE,
    PAR VO KHUDA BHI UNKO CHAHNE WALA NIKLA.
    -----------------

    KATON KO CHUBNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA, PHULON KO KHILNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA,
    KOI BAN JATA HAI KHUD HI APNA, KISI KO APNA BANAYA NAHI JATA!
    ----------------

    ZINDAGI NAHI HAI HAMEIN DOSTOON SE PYAARI.. DOSTO PE HAAZIR HAI
    JAAN HAMARI.. AANKHON MEIN HAMARI ANSOO HAI TO KYA...
    JAAN SE BHI PYAARI HAI DOST MUSKAN TUMHARI...
    --------------

    NIND AYI TO KHWAB AYE, KHWAB AYE TO WOH AYE,
    ISI KHASHMAKASH MAIN RAAT GUZAR GAYI, NA TO NIND AYI, NA TO WO AYE.
    ---------------

    SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
    KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.
    ---------------

    GHAM NE HASNE NA DIYA.. ZAMANE NE RONE NA DIYA,
    IS ULJAN NE CHAIN SE JINE NA DIYA, THAK KE JAB SITARO SE PANAH LEE,
    NIND AYE TO TERI YAAD NE SONE NA DIYA.
    --------------

    DOSTI HOTI HAI DILAY RAAZ BATANE K LIYE, HUM APNI HASI MITADE
    AAPKO HASANE K LIYE, MILNE KI TO AAPKO FURSAT HI NAHI,
    TO HUM SMS KARTE HAI AAPNI YAAD DILANE K LIYE.
    ------------

    U TO REHANE KO AAP HAR AAKH KE TARE RAHIYE,
    PAR BAHARHAAL AAP HAMARE RAHIYE.
    --------------

    TERE MERA PYAR SANAM, WADA HAI KABI HOGA NA KUM,
    BANKE DHADKAN TU MERI, JANAM BASE DILME MERE.
    ----------

    CHANDNI RAAT MEIN TAARE TIMTIMATE HAI, AISE HASEEN LAMHE ME HI DOST YAAD
    AATE HAI, DOSTI KE FASANE SMS SE NAHIN, PAR RUBARU BAYAAN KIYE JATE HAI.
    ---------------
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  10. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Tumse duri ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
    tere saath gujara har lamha yaad aane laga,
    jab jab tujhe bhulane ki koshish ki aye dost,
    tu dil ke aur kareeb aane laga
    ---------------

    Sometimes my Mind asks
    Why I like u?
    Why I Care 4u?
    Why I Remember u?
    Then my HEART answered:
    It's Simply because....



    "MENTALLY CRACKED PEOPLE NEED MORE CARE"
    --------------

    I think u r a bit careless with ur things. Be careful wherever u go with ur stuff. Now look wat u hav left wen u came to my mind? U've left a smile on my face.
    --------



    A Smile is the



    Lighting system
    of the Face



    Cooling system
    of Heart



    Booting system
    of Mind



    So keep Smiling always. Goodnight.
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    As we go on we remember all da time we had 2gether. As out life change. Whatever ur temp, we will b frendz 4ever & we will ive 2gether. So my boy Cheerup & goodnight.
    ---------

    What did GOD say when he created you?
    BPL! Believe in the Best.
    And what when he created me?
    SANSUI! Better than the Best...
    -------

    Feeling Bored?

    THINK OF ME ->

    Feeling Sad?

    CALL ME

    Feeling Lonely?

    SEE ME

    Feeling Sleepy?

    DREAM OF ME

    My name is SELF CONFIDENCE.. Never lose ME..
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    Dreams give rise 2 hope..
    Hope inspires efforts..
    Effort results in Success..
    So dreams r root of success...
    Let all ur dreams come true.. Good Night..
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    ..To be disturbed by beep of a phone means that "SOMEHOW" "SOMEWHERE" "SOMEONE" is thinking of u at this very moment, thats ME!
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    H_M & T_M none is complete without 'u' & FR_ENDSHIP will never b coplete without "i".. so "u" & "i" have 2 b there 4ever if u want HUM & TUM 2 b frends...
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    ===
    ("' . ' . '")
    //
    ((,,
    SHUBH PRABHAT
    Ganeshji aapka din shubh evam vighna rahit rakhe..
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    A big HELLO 2 My Sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milk shaky honey dipped chiz melting orange juicy ozzarela peperoni spicy bacon icy peanut buter FRIEND.
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    Ye dil ki bekarari ka hal matkar...
    chand se chandani ki baat matkar..
    tere chehre se hai roshan mera dil..
    iss kaali zindagi me deepak jalane ki baat matkar
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    I heard dat u were held at gun point last night. D guy offered u two choices: either 2 suck his dick or die. I'm extremly happy dat ur alive!
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    Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek junoon sa uspe bhi chhaya hoga. Pehle socha hoga khud rakhloon, phir mera khayal aaya hoga.
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    A 992 i
    n0279q biqut2
    2m2 pni992
    .2iHT 9>lil

    (use mrror 2 read)
    pls dnt erase!
    its realy interesting!
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    Namaskar, main ek aisa sms hoon, jisko ULLU padhte hai, MURAKH delete karte hai, NALAYAK frwd karte hain, AUR GADHE save karte hai, now decide.
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    Fill the blank wit YES or NO only..

    ______, I'M NOT A MALE.

    Koi jaldi nahi hai.. aaram se soch ke batana.
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    Patte kabhi hilte nahi.. HAWA hilati hai,
    DOST kabhi milte nahi.. KISMAT milati hai
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    Rang ni pichhi vagar tasvir banavi lidhi
    jigar ma vasavi ne jindagi sajavi lidhi
    tamne puchvano samy pan na rayo
    dosti ni ame duniya vasavi lidhi
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    Vaise to kai dost hai hamare,
    jaise asmaan me kai tare
    par aap dosti ke asaan ke woh chand hai
    jiske samne fikey padte hai sare sitare
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    Plz. I'm really sorry. I was ignoring u these past few days. plz forgive me. Mein bhool gaya tha ki saath rehne se, ya chhune se, AIDS nahi failta.
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    Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi
    teri saso pe naam likh gaya koi
    chalo vada raja tumse
    bhool jana hame agar humse acha dost tumhe mil gaya koi..
    -----

    Raate gumnaam hoti hai
    din kisike nam hota hai
    hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai
    ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai..
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    V never get wat V want, V never want wat V get, V never have wat V like, V never like wat V have, Still V Live.. Still V Luv.. Still V Hope.. 'This is Life'
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    Mausam mast hai
    mahol jabardast hai
    apne apne kaam me sav vyast hai
    socha phone karke Gud evening kahe,
    pata chala.. Iss root ke sabhi line vyast hai..!!
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    Dairy Milk said 2 Perk:"we are the sweetest ppl on earth". Perk replied:"wait.. I think u have not met d person who's reading this.."
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    Hum hum hai.. tum tum ho.. na tum kam ho.. na hum kam hai.. to kis baat ka gham hai.. sms bhejte raho.. tabhi to lagega ke mobile wale me dum hai..
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    Yaad na karoge to satayenge..
    ruthoge ..to manayenge..
    rovoge.. to hansayenge..
    DOST hain hum tere, SAAYA nahi..
    jo ANDHERE mein tera SAATH chhod jaayenge.
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    Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
    chahat dil mai hao to jatana sikho..
    yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao...
    koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho...
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    1 BAR
    10 BAR
    100 BAR
    1000 BAR

    BAR KYA?
    Kuch nahi yaar...
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  11. Try2StopME

    Try2StopME New Member

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    Hana humara kisi ko gavara nahi hota
    har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahi hota..
    milte hai bahut log iss tanha jindagi me
    par har koi dost tumsa pyara ahi hota
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    Duur gaon me ek basti thi, jaha pe randiya sasti thi, unki gand me itni masti thi, jitna dalo utna hasti thi. Magar aap kyun haste ho? Kya aap usi Gaon se ho?
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    Hello,






    U R SO,




    eet!



    S eet!



    w
    S eet!



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    S eet!




    S eetw!




    w
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    wS eet!



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    S eet!

    chhodo tum pe suit nai karta.
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    Love says I Love U.
    Crush says I Like U.
    Hug say I Want U.
    Smile says I Adore U.
    But a friend say "I Care 4 U" .. Always & 4ever.
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    1st ever ENGLISH shayari:
    Pink lips r d gurls beauty & Kissing them is d boys 1st & foremost duty.
    -----------

    She offered her honour, he honoured her offer. And then whole nite, it was "OnHer & OffHer"
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    ,.__,..
    "-/. . "-"___,,
    "e_," .; ( )
    c"./c"./-c./
    Roses r red, Skies r blue, My DOGY is PREGANAT, wat da hell did u do..
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    Gujarati geetmala Top song:
    Odhani odhe odhe ne udi jay, tu to naagi kehway, tara babla dekhay, taro bhosdo choday, mara landa ne kai kai thay...
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    Two tall babes wit size 36 boob & sexy legs rob a bank, completley nude. 1st babe says to other:"dont worry, they wont remember our face"
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    Ladki ke baap ne vidai k waqt duhle se kaha "beta hamari ijjat ab tumhare haath me hai.."
    Dunlha bola:"chinta mat karo.. aaj hi loot lunga"
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    Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai..
    dildari dosto ki shaan hoti hai..
    kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere..
    yahi schchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai...
    ------------

    Usually i only send msgs 2 ppl who r either:

    a)very sweet
    b)very cute
    c)very special

    but 4 u i'm making n exception...


    ur 3 in 1
    Happy Frendship Day!
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    Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is 2 make a friend who will stand by you when a million are against u...
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    To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason & to care without expectation is the heart of true friendship.... Happy Friendship Day!
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    A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness & a *frend* like 'me' is a sign of ur damn gud choice.
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    Friend is easy 2 obtain, but once gained, its difficult 2 maintain, & once lost, it can never be regained. So keep me safe! Happy Friendship Day!
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    Treat life as sea, ur heart as seashore & friends as waves. It never matters how many waves r there, wat matters is which 1 reaches d shore.
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    As i open my eyes, i thank God 4 allowing me 2 see a new day & 2 greet a wonderful person like u HAPPY FREINDSHIP DAY!
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    (>



    --(>



    ------(>



    >>>----------(>



    my little way of reaching 2 say

    >>>,-----------,(>
    / HAPPY /
    /Friendship/
    / Day! /

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    HAPPY FRIENDSHIP MONTH!
    Send this star 2 your
    _/l_
    >'.'< MOST VALUED FRENDS
    (also 2 me if u like)
    if 3 come back, 1 of ur dreams will come true...
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    Those "nights out",
    Those "midnight teas",
    Those "b'day bumps",
    Those "old torn jeans",
    Those "late nite walks",
    Those "long chats",
    Those "pinches n slaps",
    Those "crushes on pals",
    Those "getting kicked out of classes",
    Those "struggling 4 marks",
    Those "wrting on desks",
    Those "fight wit teachers",
    Those "tears 4 luv",
    Those "B grade movies",

    Jus everything... dats college life.. I call it "HEAVEN"
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    Muskan tere hontho pe ho...
    to khushi mere dil ko hoti hai.,
    aur agar dard tere dil ko ho...
    to aankhein meri roti hai,
    mehsus kar ke dekh..
    mohabbat aisi hi hoti hai
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    Hapy holi 2 u n ur family ! celebrate wid crackers n diyas! gather ppl 2 break dahi handi ! hoest flage throw water hallowns ! Fly kites! Play garba! Get drunk jst like i'm rite nw.. Mery christmas once again.... & Ide moubarak.
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    Problems may hit u like "Haywords 5000" but u must take it as a "Royal Challenge" other wise ppl will call u an "Old Monk" & stick a "Black Label" on u but u must fight like a "Napolean", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like a "Johnny Walker", work till "8 PM" until u become the "Director Special"... Cheers..
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    Try2StopME New Member

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    Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
    dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
    kaise yaad na aaye apki el pal ke liye,
    jab dil me ho tum har pal ke liye.
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    Ek KABUTAR itna uda,
    itna uda,
    itna uda,
    bahut uda,
    bahut upar gaya,
    itna uda,
    BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA, ab so jao kal dhoondenge.. GOOD NITE!
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    A nite is d perfect ending 4 a day. Its calm, its silent & yet brings so many stars 2 giv u company wen u think abt past, present & future. Gud Nite
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    Hasne k bad kyon Rulati hai ye Duniya? Jane k bad kyon Bulati hai ye Duniya? Zindzi me kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne k bad bhi Jalati hai ye Duniya!
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    Hi! Keep messagin me & W!N xciting prizes

    1st prize-lots of luv


    2nd prize-life time frndship


    3rd prize-free stay in my heart


    OFFER VALID TILL I'm alive
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    A rose wil always b a rose wither in a bouquet or thrown away.. Life u will always remain My Adorable & Lovin Friend either near or far away...
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    Wen ur sad
    I'm lonely...


    Wen ur hapy
    I'm glad...


    remember dat watever u feel..



    I feel it twice...




    so if u feel u Miss Me..



    Hello?!?





    I Miss U more.
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    Heart can skip beat 4 a while, memories can b kept in a file, desert can replace the nile, but nothing can stop a smile wen ur name comes on my mobile..
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    3 tips 2 break a mirror:
    1. Throw stone on mirror.
    2. Take mirror & jus drop it.
    3. U jus go & stand b4 the mirror & SMILE. Thats it!
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    :#: A FRIEND
    || is like
    ( o ) a
    ( _ ) guitar,
    u have
    2
    keep tuning
    once in a while
    to keep the
    melody of
    FriendShip
    Alive! Take Care
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    Weneer i luk at my palms, i always stare at which of those tiny cute little cris cross lines made me so lucky 2 have a sweet frnd like u...
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    Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi ladki,mahila ke hath me phul,dhaga,chain chanakti hui koi bhi chiz dekhein to turant vaha se bhag jaye.Yeh chiz RAKHI ho sakti hai.Apki jara si laparvahi aapko bhai bana sakti hai.BHARAT SARKAR DWARA PURUSH HITH MAIN JARI.
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    I heard sum1 whisper ur name, but wen i turnd around 2 c who it was, i noticed i was alone den i realisd it was my heart telin me dat i miss u..
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    Dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte, nahi sirf pass rahne se judte, Yeh to dilo k Bandhan hai is liye, Hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi Bhulte..
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    Frndship means 2 feel sum1 in every heartbeat, 2 find sum1 in every thought, 2 c sum1 with closed eyes & 2 miss sum1 like u.
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    Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? Its a way of saying.. IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE!
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    Mom: Tujko ladka pasand aaya? Beti: Ladka to thik hai, par mota bahut hai! Mom: Dekho beti, TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 ka, remote to 6 inch ka hi hota hai!
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    9 varas ni nanki, 10 e dmda fute, 11 e jambu jeva, 12 e sitha uge, 13 e pere bra, 14 e chiro, 15 e jangio bhino, 16 e kula mota, 17 e piko ane 18 e jikobhai jiko bolo
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    1 Advice-Take Care, 1 Request-Dont Change, 1 Wish-Dont 4get ME, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We Will Always B Gud FRIENDS.
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    We met, it was LUCK..
    We talked, it was by CHANCE...
    We becams frnds, it was DESTINY...
    We r stl frnds, its DECISION..
    We wl always b frnds, dats a PROMISE.
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    I have a special breakfast 4 u: Aglass of CARE, A plate of LUV, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST.. & a bowl of HAPPINESS..
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    Jus bcoz u got this sms u think sum1 luvs u HUH! Well, no 1 luvs u.. no 1 thinks abt u.. no 1 cares 4 u.. no 1 remember u.. more then I DO...
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    If i'm a poet..den u r my poem. If i'm a musician..den u r my music. It i'm a library..den u r my books. BUT I'm a Cartoonist.. so u r my...
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    Try2StopME New Member

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    Jab hamne unse puncha sapna kya hota hai to unhone kaha "khuli aakho me jo apna hota hai, bandh aakho me wo sapna hota hai.
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    If u wanna b happy 4 a day, get a date.
    If u wanna b happy 4 a week, get a lover.
    If u wanna b happy 4 a month, get married.
    If u wanna b happy 4 ever, forget GIRLS.
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    Teacher 2 class,"a for"
    sardar:"apple"
    Teacher:"jor se bolo"
    Sardar:"jai mata di"
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    Ek ladke ko kya chahiye? ek ladki jo pyaar de, ek ladki jo achcha khana banaye, ek ladki jo paise kamaye & aisa nasib k teeno ladkiya ek dusre se na mil paye
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    What will a guy sing after getting marriage proposal from a rich girl.."Agar tum mil jao 'KAMANA' chhod denge hum"
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    Sardar: In my dreams, rats play football every night
    Dr.: Take this mecdicine from tonight
    Sardar: Can i start from tomorrow b'coz tonight is the final.
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    Help ever.. Hurt never..
    Love ever.. Hate never..
    Give ever.. Expect never..
    Smile ever.. Cry never..
    Think of ME for ever.. Forget ME never..
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    Ram ram dostwa! kaisan ho? hamarse kohnu galti hui gava ka? tohar SMSwa k darsan kiye 1 jamana bet gava.. tanik 1 dui msgwa humko bhi kardia karo...
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    Feeling bored?




    Thinking wat to do?



    Open the zip



    Put ur hands in between the Zip..



    Take ur..

    ?


    ?



    Book from ur bag & start reading
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    Uf, dabao na, zara jor se. Aisa karo, apni shirt nikalo. Pant bhi nikal do, meri kurti bhi.. Ab jorse.. tight hai.. Aur jorse.. Oooh, ho gaya suitcase pack.
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    Try2StopME New Member

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    GALILEO: Great Mind



    EINSTIEN: Genius Mind



    NEWTON: Extraordinary Mind



    BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind



    ME: Master Mind



    YOU: ???????



    Never Mind!
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    Go on.. Do dis 4 me.. 'IF U CUD STEAL 1 THING FROM ME WAT WUD IT BE?' Reply is a must. Fwd this 2 al ur frendz n ul b amazed at the replies. BT reply 2 me 1st...
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    NASA ne 3 sardar ko chand pe bheja, yan uda magar aadhe ratse se vapas aaya. Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya to unhone kaha: AAJ AMAWAS HE, CHAND TO HOGA HI NAHI.
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    Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
    Tension ki Capsule ho tum,
    Afat kare jhelna parta he,
    Kyun ki -- Dosti ki Tablet ho Tum.
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    Today is "CUTE NAME DAY". So send ME a cute nick name perfectly matching wit my character. Forward dis 2 ur frendz & get 2 know wat they think.
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    Boy go's 4 blood tst. Nurse tks sample & cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so hapy dat he asks: 'Can I get a urine tst done?'
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    Na Chahat hai 'SITARON' ki...
    Na Tamanna hai 'NAZAARON' ki...!
    Aap jaisa ek Dost mil jaaye to..
    'MA-CHOD-DE-HAZARON-KI'
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    U & I do it in bed
    do it in the room
    do it standing
    do it sitting,
    but its best doing it lying down.
    Dont we jus love doing it. U like 2 do it?
    I mean SMS.
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    Today is Veerappan's 1st death anniversary.
    So please switch off ur cell for 2 minutes.
    Send this message to 10 criminal as I did...
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    ,.,.,
    . .
    C C C
    >' <
    Howz ur day?
    ,.,.,
    . .
    .C .
    >' <
    u miss me?
    ,..,
    C" .)
    >' <
    No!?
    ,.,,
    " .)
    ' <
    fine!!..
    ,,,
    .)
    Paise do iss SMS ke...
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    Try2StopME New Member

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    Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, jab hum tum masti kiya karte the, tum lollipop k liye roya karte the, hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...
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    When you dont know whether to love or hate,
    when you are in a confused state,
    dont feel & dont debate,
    just sit alone &....
    MASTURBATE...!
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    Difference b/w bomb & condom?
    If a bomb blast population decreases but if a condom blasts population increases
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    Kaato ne itna gun diya ke phoolo pe soyana gaya. Mohabbat ne dil ka woh hal kiya ki aakho se roya na gaya...
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    DOSTI - kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to ahsan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM.
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    Din ke saath raat nahi hoti,
    sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti.
    jin dosto ko chahte hai hum..
    khuda jane kyun unse roz mulakat nahi hoti..
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    Husband was f**king wife & condom remained inside somehow. After 1 yr there was a headline in newspaper: "WORLDS FIRST LAMINATED BABY BORN"
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    Boy to gurl:"agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya sochogi?"
    gurl:"I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas aya.."
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    What is the limit of telling a lie??

    ???


    ???


    A NEGRO TAKING BATH & SINGING THE SONG - "PANI MEIN JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
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    Filmi name of Penis:
    1-3yrs Ankur
    4-6yrs Masoom
    7-12yrs Parvarish
    13-16yrs Parivartan
    17-22yrs Pyasa
    23-35yrs Shikari
    36-50yrs Masterji
    51-60yrs Kabhi Kabhi
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    Ja mere sms ja mere sweet friend ke paas ja, dheere se jana shor mat machana, busy ho to kuch mat kehna, free ho to pyar se MISS U kehnaa!!!!
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    Happy moments - Dnt 4get me
    Dificult moments - trust me
    Quiet moments - call me
    Painful moments - teel me
    Every moment - remember ME
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    Life gives answer in 3 ways.. Its says YES & gives u what u want, its says NO & gives u something better, it says WAIT & gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.
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    Din hai agar to raatein bhi hogi
    baadal chaye hai to barsaat bhi hogi
    judai ka gum mat kar dost dur hai aaj hum
    to kal mulaakatein bhi hogi
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    Khat likh raha hu khhon se shaahi mat samajna..
    Khat likh raha hu khhon se shaahi mat samajna..
    kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna
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    Sholay in Gujarati-
    Gabbar:"Taro hath mane dai de thakur"
    Thakur:"Madarchod..bhosdina..hath tane aapi dau to savare g*nd dhova taro baap avse ke!!"
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    Jo iss SMS ko padh raha hai woh.. LOVABLE,SMART,CUTE,SWEET,INTELLIGENT,GUD LOOKING.. nahi hai to kya hua.. jisne bheja hai... woh to hai
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