One day at a school in London a teacher said to the
class of 5-year-olds,I'll give 10 pounds to the child
who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever
lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was
St.Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was
St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not
right either."

Finally, a Gujju Patel boy raised his hand and said,
"It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Raj, come
up here and I'll give you the money"

As the teacher was giving Raj his money, she said,
"You know Raj, since you're a Patel, I was very
surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Raj replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna,
but business is business!"