Sardar Ji Zindabad !!!

[Khamoshi]

I love Sardar Ji Jokes ..So i was thinking of making a thread where we can post sardar ji jokes and if the admins dun mind..maybe we can make it a "sticky" ..so what do u all say ??? I'll post some to start us off..

A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel". After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"

Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."

Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"

Man: "Yes, I did."

Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"

Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'



Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,

hot Coffee order Ki,

Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.

Wife Boli Kyu?

Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00



Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."


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[RAHEN]

nice jokes...liked it...i will add too..inshaALLAH...thanks 4 sharing...

[Muzna]

Lollzzz... nice jokes

[friendlygal786]

last one is really funny

here r some more:

Teacher: What is the chemical formula 4 water?

Sardar: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: what r u talking about?

Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
final examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions

- 'Answer in brief'.

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.

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I'm 2400 kms from home.

[khawab]

lolzz ... :rolling;

nice jokes henna sis & yasra sis
thanks for sharing ..i'll try to share some ..