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Warning!! Dont read if you have a weak heart. Cuz you'll be rolling on the floor in few secs . Check out these Applications... how ppl totally screw up english..
The Leave Applications:
An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post. ...
· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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LOL - good sharing Rockkker!
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Thanx for appreciating sis.
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hehehe, Gud gud Thatz wht i want.. to bring smile on my sissy's face.
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Gosh! They are hilarious! Thanks for sharing buddy
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every one is keeping some important reasons..to get the worried.....keep it up
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