1. do aurtain marnay k bad asman par ek dosray say milti hain aur ek doosray k marnay ki waja poochti hain tu pehli batati hai , mujhay apnay shohar par shaq thaa k woh mery ghari mujodgee main kisi larki say milta hai
is bat ko malom karnay k liye main office say jaldi chutti karleti hon aur ghar aker dekhti hon wahan mera shohar akela hai uskay saath koi doosri aurat naheen
main isi khushi main mar jati hon
itnee dair main doosri jawab deti hai ager tum freege khol kar dekhty tu na tum marti aur na main
2. Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay
3. Meray Marnay Kay Baad Meray Doston
Yun Ansoo Na Bahana
Agar Yaad Aye To
Seedhay Upar Chalay Ana
4. Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi
5. Andhi Lungri & Gunji
3 women were sitting on a bench.One was Andhi, The second one was Lungri & the last was Gunji.
Andhi : WOH DEKHO SAMNEY DARAKHT PER PHOOL LAGA HUA HAI!!!
Lungri : MAIN BHAAG KER JAA KER LE ATI HOON!!!
Gunji : HAAN AUR MAIN APNEY SAR MAIN LAGA LOON GI!!!
6. ~*~ Adha Pagal ~*~
Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao
Student: sir 32 years,
Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ?
Student: my brother is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI
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Originally Posted by manni9 @ Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:13 pm
