Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS :mad4;
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; :kheart;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 8-)
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; :blink;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. : :duh;
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; :beatup;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. :2?;
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; :cry:
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. :up;
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; :amock;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) :mocking;
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. :trolly;
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; :frecher2;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. :mad;
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; :tort;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. :bham;
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; :@
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. :cryd;
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; :bfall;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 8-)
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; :nwork;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. :excite;
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; :kombat;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!! hmy;
If u galz make guysto read this, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......MAKE THEM READ THIS OUT THERE ANYWAY... u read it also, wanted to give u some laughter ......... :mrgreen: