1......A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
>woman
>gives birth to a kid.
>A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar-why r all these people running?
>Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
>Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named
>Peter &
>Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. Disgusted
>Sardar
>named them TIRED & RETIRED!
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
>Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
>branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been
>promoted as branch manager."
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
>to
>what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he
>wrote
>: Yes!
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
>Why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
>Servant: It"s already raining.
>Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
>come
>first, Chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
>deducting tax.
>Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
>Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to
>you'...........Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT
>YEAR.
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
>Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
>Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully
>in
>his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
>you
>call modern art ?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local
>sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in
>the
>morning.
>Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
>Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
>It is 'U R STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE
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hmy; :uplaugh; 
Originally Posted by Endurer @ Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:25 pm
