Punjab Engineering Test (Funny)

[cooldesi2005]

Punjab Engineering & Medical Entrance Test for exceptional Sardars

Time Limit: 3 weeks [Each question 10 marks]

1. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

2. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes
(b) no

3. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?

4. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

5. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

6. What are coat hangers used for?

7. Six kings of India have been called Akbar, the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.

8. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

9. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu?

10. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

*You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*

[Miss_Sweet]

1. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton= B.U.S.H, C.A.R.T.E.R, C.L.I.N.T.O.N

2. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(b) no

3. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for? All India Radio

4. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? 3

5. Where is the basement in a three-story building located? Sab se niche floor par :P

6. What are coat hangers used for? Coat hang karne ke lie

7. Six kings of India have been called Akbar, the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five. Akbar the fifth

8. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 0

9. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu? Tamili

10. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 5

Maine to sab answers sahi diye hain Ab main ingeenier :P

[zeeast]

mein inn ko answer kiye cbaghair hi engineer houn.....

[Miss_Sweet]

Not....

[zeeast]

[Miss_Sweet]

:mrgreen:

[pinkyraja]

:applaud;

[Miss_Sweet]

Aap kis ke lie clap kar rahi hain?

[zeeast]

mere liye.............

[Miss_Sweet]

:whistle; i dont think so