An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one
night having a beer.
The Yankee, drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice."
The Brit, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain
we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the American and the Brit. He says
"In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that
we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".