BUSH YOU STINCK !!!!ewe Yack!!!!!
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MORE UPDATES IN THE LAST PAGE.VISUAL JOKES
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SANJAY Rings the phone to his house and his watchman Bahadur Recieves it. Their Conersation.
Sanjay = Hello Bahadur?
Bahadur= Zee saab zee
Sanjay = ghar pe memsaab se milne koi aaya hai?
Bahadur= zee sab zee, ek aadmi aaya hai jo har roz aata hai?
Sanjay= (angrily) bahadur ek kaam karo
Bahadur= Kya saab zee
Sanjay= ghar ke andar jao, haal ke dayein aur mein ek almaari hai ussmein ek
pistol rakhi hai wo lekar aao ?
Bahadur=zee sab zee, main pistol le aya hoon.
Sanjay= ab memsaab ke kamre mein jaa wahan donon par teen teen goliyaan
chalade!
Bahadur = shoots three three bullets and comes back to speak with sanjay. OOO sab
zee main ne goli mardiya.
Sanjay = ab un donon ki laash ko swimming pool mein phenk de.
Bahadur = Magar saab zee hamare ghar mein to swimming pool nahin hai?
Sanjay= Kya ye 56668822 hai?
Bahadur= nahin ye to 56688222?
Sanjay = Oh Sorry Wrong Number!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amitaab Bachchan abhi kuch din pehle bimaar pade theek hone ke baad ghar laute .
Ek Din Amit ji,
Apne Driver Se Bole,
AMIT JI=Are Suno Aaj Gaadi Main Chalaoonga,
Driver= Sir, aap Bimaar hain,
AMIT JI= Are nahin main bilkul theek hogaya hoon,gadi main hi chalaoonga
Driver ne gaadi ki chhabi Amit ji ko Dedi aur woh Peeche Baith gaya
Amit ji Ne Gaadi chalate huwe ek jagah No parking mein gaadi park kardi.
fauran ek hawaldaar daud kar aaya.
Hawaldar ne gaadi roka aur gaadi mein Amit ji ko dekh kar Fauran Comissionar ko phone lagaya.
Hawaldaar = Sir, aap jaldi se aayiye ek aadmi ka chaalaan katna hai
Comissionar = Kaun hai woh aadmi?
Hawaldaar = aadmi to dikha nahin saab magar Driver
Amitaab Bachchan Ko rakhkha hai.
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